A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospitalDoctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

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