The Baby Boy (Brittana fan fiction )

Coming Out Is Hard To Do Pt 3: Outted

        Like I had said I had that exchange student Rory that was staying at Britt's house to take care of that potato eating loser had it bad for Brittany and Brittany was mine that's when it can time to introduce him to Snixx because no one was going to take the girl I loved away from me when I just now got her. I walked into school that day on a mission I walked right up to him and shut his locker he looked at me in shock " Do not even think about talking for the next 30 seconds, okay? " I tilted my head looking at him "Nod so I know you understand me. Good. Here's the deal, Pixie-boy.' I started walking towards him "You've got a crush on my girl Brittany. I understand. She's beautiful, she's innocent, and she's everything that's good in this miserable, stinking world -- do you agree? "Still backing that green bean up me pointed at him "Nod. Good. "still going forward " Also, she thinks you're a spritely, green mythological creature, but I know you're a potato-eating poser, " I kept laying into him high on "Snixx juice" protecting what was mine " but since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, I'm not going to explode you. " Then the list of my demands came " Here's what's gonna go down. Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. It learned me two things: One: leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because they're gay. And two: they grant wishes. "I tilted my head slightly again "So you're gonna grant me a wish." I walked away leaving him in a daze.

        I told him my wish was to get Brittany to join me in leaving The New Direction's to go join Shelby's new girl's singing group, and because she believed that potato eater was a Leprechaun she did what he told her she came with me in leaving. Which meant no more having to sing in the background for that dwarf Berry. But when I went to go get Britt there stood Finn giving her a speech I stood next to Brittany " That's right, Double-Stuffed-Fatty-Gassy-McGravy - Pants. We are just one, big happy -happy family." I said with sarcasm in my voice Finn pointed at me looking at Britt" Santana, stay out of this ..." I let him have it" You are such a bacon-wrapped -bug-eyed hypocrite. " he turned his attention to me " It's freaking hilarious how jealous of Blaine you are. Every time he opens his dreamboat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers." He looked back a Brittany "Brittany, we can't survive any more defections. And I know you don't want to leave  " Britt looked at him knowing that was the truth  " No, I know, It's just that Santana, she made a wish on Rory my leprechaun ..." Finn blurted it out " Brittany, there's no such thing as leprechauns." She looked at him in shock "And all that stuff about Santa being real last year was cute, but this leprechaun crap? I mean at some point you just gotta grow up and stop being such an idiot " realizing what he said me and him looked over at Brittany and which the angry tone in her voice " what did you just call me ? " that oversized asshole stuttered beginning to try an apologize " Brittany, I didn't mean it ... like that... "She just nodded and fired back "Yeah. All the guys in Glee Club call me that. And you're the leader, so that makes your the worst of them all. You cannot call your future president an idiot. It's mean, it's bullying and I won't accept it. " We walk away and I catch up to Britt who was catching up to Mercedes I yelled " Hey, Mercedes, wait up! " she smiled happily to see us Brittany let out a whoo and Mercedes responded with a "Hey " Brittany put her arm around her and asked " okay. So who else is in this girl group besides us? "We all smiled walking down the hall.

        Later on that afternoon we when to where Shelby was holding rehearsal only to be greeted by that tone-deaf rich girl Sugar Motta who tried out for The New Direction but never let in cause she was so awful when she saw us the first words out of her mouth were " Awesome, more back-up for me. " When I heard that she need to be taught right then and there I looked between Mercedes and Brittany "Oh, okay, you know what? I did not just leave one diva-driven Glee-Club to join another "she looked like a deer caught in headlights "So let me write you a reality check, Richie Bitch. I've seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway and sing very, very quietly " She looked down and back up and studded in fear " I, um ... just wanted to be on the winning team for one. " Mercedes spoke up "Then turn down the 'tude' and you will be. "That is when Shelby turned around and welcomed us saying they were looking for a name for our new group and I blurted out "Perfect. Hot Bitches. Or Hot Messes" Brittany chimed in "Free Beer." Then Mercedes had it when she said" What we are in trouble for the other groups. "Then Shelby had it we were officially the Trouble tones and I smiled and agreed" That's good. " and for our first performance to make ourselves known was "Candyman " and we were McKinley's newest badasses.