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"PIMP KC HAS ENTERED SHOW SOME RESPECT" King yelled as he walked in the house making my grandma smack the fuck out his neck.
"Shut the hell up in my house you heifer" she told him.
"Dats why tonight Imma put yo dentures in peanut butter" he mumbled making my mouth drop.
Now he know dat old hag allergic to nuts
"Hey sister" King smiled and sat next to me.
I mugged him before answering.
"Fuck you want bastard" he put his hand on his chest like I hurt his feelings.
"Well excuse the fuck out of me atleast I don't sell my ass" he snapped.
"BIT-I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE" I mugged him and said.
"I bet you n-" King was cut as a steel pan came flying at his head.
"AHHHH FUCK" He yelled holding his head while crying.
I chuckled looking away from him.
Call me cold hearted but it be mad funny when lil kids start crying definitely when they just got in trouble
"STOP CUSSIN IN MY H-oh God damn" my mouth dropped once I saw her dentures fall out her mouth.
"Gummy mouth bitch" King mumbled still holding his head.
"You know what bitch say anotha thing you not eating tonight" she told him slipping her dentures back in her mouth.
"I HATE IT HERE" King got up and stomped down the hall.
Getting up I walked to the kitchen hungry as hell. One of my associates at the corner store let me hit they blunt right before King and grandma came home so I had the munchies.
"EWW WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK" I yelled running out the kitchen.
God please delete the image I just saw out my head DELETE IT
"Oh chile you doin the most" grandma told me picking her phone up.
"How when you was just so call twerking in the kitchen" I ask gagging.
"Why was you doing dat anyway" I added.
"I was sending it to pastor brown we might be having some private bible lessons later on dis week" she smirked making me scrunch my face up in disgust.
"You do know dat man married right" I asked.
"You do know I don't give a fuck right" she said replied.
"Grandma you to old to be a hoe" I said shaking my head.
"And you to young to be out here selling your pussy" she retorted making me sigh.
"I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE"
"Ok slut but anyway I need you to go down to Maria's restaurant and get 10 spicy tamales" she said giving me money.
"First of all its 10 at night secondly what makes you think I want to walk up and down the streets trying to get tamales" I said.
"You do it ever other night what's wrong wit tonight" King said walking in the kitchen.
I smacked him hard on the spot the pan hit him. He started crying and jumping up and down.
"You do the most" I said as me and grandma watch as he rolled in a ball on the floor.
"Go get den tamales" she pushed me towards the front door almost making me bust my ass.
I opened the door walking out with the money clutched in my hand. Luckly Maria's was two corner stores down. I walked down the side walk quickly constantly looking behind me making sure a muthafucka wasn't bout to sneak attack me or sum.
I think I'm just to fat cuz ain't no way I'm this tired and I just started walking
The whole time I walked I would hum random tunes to ignore the traumatizing shit happening around me.
"So I put my hands up they playin my song,butterflies fly away I'm noddin like,yeah movin my hips like,yeah" I mumbled waving my hands in the air.
Just as I was about to walk pass a alley I stopped once I heard loud screaming. I turned on my heels shaking my head.
Not today satan
If only she knew~A/N Note
Girl you know you wanna go look Kelese 1.0 said.
Girl shut up don't tell her go do dat white people shit
I stopped walkin and stood there thinking. I guess my feet made they own decision and turned back around walking towards the alley. I tip toed as I slowly got closer. Peeking in the alley I watch the commotion.
There was two boys. I couldn't really see they face cuz it was dark as hell outside. I watch as one the boys repeatly stabbed the other in the stomach with a butch knife.
My eyes widen as he slowly slide the knife up making the ole boy intestines just to pour out his stomach. The boy then pulled the knife out ole boy stomach before stabbing him all in his face.
Once he was done,he wiped the knife off before sticking it in his back pocket.
Right when he was about to turn around and walk further down the alley,he looked up and made contact with me.
I took off running not even knowing where I was going.
RUN FOREST RUN
Before I knew it I fell to the ground just out the blue. I didn't slip or nun I just fell. I seen red eyes and long ass horns before I completely blacked out.
