a/n The swearing warning was for the rest of the book (I'm too lazy to say it every time)
BACK TO DANI AND AJ'S FIRST YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL
Dani: So first you fill this pot with water
AJ: *fills pot with water* Ok
Dani: Then you put it on the stove
AJ: *Puts pot on stove* Ok *Pot sets on fire* well....fuck
Dani: IT WAS'NT EVEN ON!!
-----*in spongebob narrator voice* One day later-----
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: AJ, you nearly burned down your dorm! (quick a/n It's a boarding school)
AJ: Soooo.......What's the big deal?
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: THINK OF HOW MANY PEOPLE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT!!
AJ: You are failing to realize that ZE ALMIGHTY AJ does not have sympathy.
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: THATS IT MISS PARKS! YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO USE THE STOVE FOR THE REST OF THE TIME YOU ARE ENROLLED IN THIS SCHOOL!
AJ: I can cook.......only pancakes and Russian food.
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: Still! You can't cook!
AJ: Fine
-----*in spongebob narrator voice* Two years later-----
AJ: DANI! RAMEN! NOW!
Dani: UGH! BUT IM READING LEMONS!
AJ: Fine! I'll make pancakes!
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: *bursts through door* AJ STOP
AJ: How did you know?
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: My AJ sense.
AJ: *finishes making perfect pancakes* HA I CAN COOK
Random teacher I'm too lazy to name: wut...........
AJ: hwehwehwe
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I have no clue what I just wrote
YOU ARE READING
ZE ADVENTURES OF AJ PARKS
RandomMan I suck at descriptions. But whatever! The title explains it. The Adventures of AJ Parks and Dani Nero! LET THE RANDOMNESS COMMENCE! I probably just lost everyone..................
