And the randomnes begins

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AJ: ПРИВЕТ!! I AM ZE ALMIGHTY AJ!

Antarctica: Hello, I'm Antarctica, nice to meet you.

AJ: Wait.......So you're not human?

Antarctica: *panics* I mean Serena! Sorry, nice to meet you. *Sweats*

AJ: But I thought you just said......

Antarctica: *Intense panicking* You must not have heard me straight! Personifications of landforms is completely illogical! Heh heh

AJ: It's logical to me

Dani: *Rises up behind AJ* I told you they were real (¬_¬)

AJ: WTF

Dani: I was never here *puts on shades, throws glitter, tiny flying unicorn farting rainbows goes above head* * Pink cloud appears*
POOF

AJ: WTF

*Dani is nowhere to be found*

Antarctica: Well I must be going now. * Backs away*

AJ: NIET! YOU ARE REAL! SO SEMPAI IS REAL, DA?

Antarctica: WELL IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU! *running frantically*

AJ: Get back here or I kill you, da? *dark aura appears* kolkolkol

Antarctica: GAH! YOUR JUST LIKE IVAN!

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*sniff sniff* I sense people saying I'm scary
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AJ: Well, I gotta go hide some bodies!

Antarctica: Good, you go do that.

AJ: *skips away*

Antarctica: Well that was close

AJ: *slowly rises from floor* HEY, IM BACK!

Antarctica: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!

AJ: I have a body hole near here

AJ: And it doesn't take me long with Sir Unicorn *pats air around her*

Antarctica: NOW YOUR ACTING LIKE ARTHUR!

AJ: Iggybrows?

Antarctica: That actually got around? Alfred must have work- NO! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU KNOW ALL THESE PEOPLE!

AJ: *intense gasp* ARE YOU NOT AWARE

Antarctica: *Sweats* Aware of Hima? No...no...you must be imagining things.....

AJ: OUR DARK LORD AND RULER

Antarctica: WHAT! Okay, I must be going. Bye! *Runs away*

AJ: пует сука *scarf swirls around and grabs Antarctica*
(Like in that one episode of beautiful world...hwehwehwe I'm so clever, no I'm not)

Antarctica: *Cuts scarf off from grip with pocket knife*

AJ: You can't get away that easily....*scarf grows back*

Antarctica:*Kicks scarf away with ninja skills learned form Japan's ninja movies* I'm sorry, but I really must be going.

AJ: Ok then *evil smile and dark aura appear* I will be going now

Antarctica: Scary

AJ: THANKS!
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OK FINISHED FIRST THINGEH
btw I don't think Russia is like how AJ is (well fully) just incase people think I think Russia is a full on killer who murders people for fun (like AJ) YEAH
Antarctica is AstaLaPasta's hetalia oc. GO CHECK OUT HER STUFF
SHE BE EPIC
YEAH
Until next time few people who are actually reading this

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