Izuku woke up to a small paw pressing against his eye lid and arms around his waist.
He groaned as he tried to stretch but the arms around his waist limited his movement. Fishbait bapped his head impatiently and Izuku sighed. "Morning," Fishbait gave a huff before turning around and walking away.
Izuku looked down and noticed it wasn't Hizashi that was cuddling him like Shota said he would, Shota was cuddling him.
"Morning," Hizashi greeted walking into the room. "Morning," Izuku tried wiggling out of Shota's grip but ultimately failed. "Good luck getting away from him, he has an iron grip in his sleep." Hizashi smiled sitting down on the other side of the bed.
"Sleep well?" Hizashi asked, Izuku nodded. "Yeah, best sleep I've had in a while." Hizashi smiled, "good, you were sandwiched between me and Ai when I woke up this morning,"
Izuku blushed, "it was cute, your head was on my chest, oh and your sleeping face is adorable."
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"Fishbait likes you," Shota stated walking into the livingroom and seeing Fishbait spread out on Izuku's lap, Izuku smiled as he scratched behind Fishbait's ear.
Shota and Hizashi joined him on the couch, "next time you don't sleep for over a week, I'll kidnap you again and make you sleep." Aizawa stated sternly giving Izuku a look.
"I look forward to it," Izuku smiled.
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I am late!
And missing 700+ words.
But I wanted to get this out so I'm somewhat still on schedule.
I missed yesterdays update because I had a late family Christmas and hadn't written anything for this chapter.
Anyways next chapter should be a time skip!
Smooches 💋
I'll make up for it with random incorrect quotes!
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Aizawa: Fight me.
Izuku: *prepares to lunge at him*
Aizawa: actually don't, I have a headache.
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Izuku screaming in his room, having locked himself in
Shota: is he alright?
Hizashi: can anyone tell us what he's saying?
Inko: I think he's saying,
Inko: ALL I ASKED FOR WERE CUDDLES BUT ALL I GOT WAS STRUGGLES-
Shota:
Hizashi:
Inko:
Shota: same
Hizashi: Shota no-
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Izuku: If I go to hell, at least I'll be with all my friends
Shota:
Hizashi:
Shota: Izuku we talked about this-
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Villain: I want to shoot you
Izuku: tease
Izuku: do it
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Ochako: are you a thief, because you stole my-
Izuku: I'll give you your wallet back, I'm sorry
Ochako: . . . Heart, what the fuck-
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Todoroki: That's a cool rock Enji..
Endeavor: Thanks! Midoriya gave it to me!
Izuku: I threw it at you.
Endeavor: He's very sweet.
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*Shota and Izuku arguing*
Izuku, taunting him: ooh, you wanna kiss me so bad
Shota, deadpanning: and what if I do?
Izuku: *Izuku.exe has stopped working*
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Shota: I touch myself when I think of you
Hizashi: What?
Shota: more specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you're awful.
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Shota: I think you might have PTSD..
Izuku, smugly: yeah I have PTSD. Proficient talent for sucking dick.
Shota: I think we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.
Izuku: Aizawa I don't think you realize how clever what I just said was-
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Izuku: Aizawa told me I had to start thinking before I act
Bakugou: ?
Izuku: so if I smack the shit outta you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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Hizashi: come on, I have something to show you
Hizashi: *turns around*
Izuku: Nice
Hizashi: . . . .That's not it, but thank you-
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Izuku, recording a video: footprints in the sand but then you turn around and see another set because Jesus was with you all along
Todoroki: my name is Shoto-
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I'm finna make a whole book outta these-
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Fanfiction{📖𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨} Izuku is an insomniac and hasn't slept in 3 days, he's now trying to spar Aizawa with whatever energy the three energy drinks he chugged this morning gave him.
