"You bug me, but you're not a big bug. You're, like, a mosquito."
"That just makes me sound more annoying."
"Well, at least be grateful you're not a cockroach."
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"I never said they were bad, I just said I hate them!"
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"You kill me."
"That's the goal, yeah."
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"Do you think before you speak? Or, like, at all?"
"Nope!"
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"I think—"
"No, you don't."
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"With enemies like you, who needs friends, am I right?"
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"I trust you with my life, up until the point when you tell me to trust you."
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"Are you fucking stupid?"
"Yes!"
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"I literally grew up watching Martha Speaks, and yet I still don't have the vocabulary to describe how wrong you are."
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"Your ghost better thank me when I'm through with this."
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"I'm going to rip out your teeth with my teeth."
"That sounds an awful lot like making out."
"What? No!"
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"You can't just do that!"
"Yeah, I can. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing it."
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"Apologize."
"I'm sorry you're wrong."
"Nope. Try again."
"I'm sorry you can't handle being wrong?"
"You're almost there."
"I'm sorry for not pretending you're right?"
"Getting warmer..."
"Ugh! Look, I'm fucking sorry, okay?"
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"You are unbelievable."
"I know."
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"I'm sorry for having—I mean being an enormous dick."
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"Listen. If your blood tastes like battery acid, or even if you know what battery acid tastes like to begin with, I think you need medical attention."
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"I'm not having this argument with someone who can't even best me in a duel."
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"Who do I need to kill?"
"You can start with me."
"Well, shit. Now I'm not doing it."
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"I am just a little creature..."
"You are a grown-ass man!"
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"Out of my way! These hands ain't gonna throw themselves!"
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"We're pity pals. I feel sorry for him, he feels sorry for me, it all works out."
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"I don't give two fucks. Only one."
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"Oh, you're so nice! I'm gonna cry!"
"Then cry."
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"You know, I aspire to have the unshakable confidence of someone with no earthly idea of how wrong they are. Someone like you, for instance."
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Dialogue Prompts
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