OKAY honestly like I do so much hard work I'm getting D's in school and all I fucking ask for is a personal chef. I want fucking 5 star meals everyday is that too much to ask? Like seriously get your shit together dad! I don't care if the family has a chef I WANT MY OWN! After fucking begging my dad for like two hours he finally got me one. And guess what I got? This fucking Mexican bitch that only makes burritos. Like wtf ? FIRST YOU DON'T GIVE ME A HEATED TOILET SEAT AND NOW A MEXICAN BITCH? Like I gotta crap out all those burritos on a cold toilet seat. I'm fucking done.
- Karen
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Omg it was a joke please don't leave angry comments and message us death threats.
