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Author's Point of View

You were walking around with Sykkuno, Jack, and Corpse. You all were just strolling around the map because you "all" finished your task. 

You: Do any of you have any waifus or husbandos?

Jack: Mikasa- You interrupt him

You: SASAAGEYOOO SASAGGEYOOOH

Sykkuno: He laughs Wow You are very energetic. 

You: Of course because their are anime babes to sniff out

Corpse: Alright, Who is your favorite anime babe?

You: Ooh, that is a hard question. There is old hobo Aizawa then there is Ban. And then there is Gojo, Shigaraki, Dabi, Gilthunder, Sukuna, and Kakashi. Oh Kakashi. I'm not drooling, you're drooling. 

Jack: You might need help...

Corpse: He laughs

Sykkuno: That's crazy

You: AAAH GO CRAZZY

Jack: GOOO STUPID

Corpse: Go absolutely bonkers mate!

Sykkuno: You guys are like a trio of memers. 

You/Jack: Cause we are

Corpse: Yes sir

You: I listened to your song, Corpse. 

Corpse: Which one? 

Jack: Oh this is gonna be good.

You: E-girls are ruining my life

Corpse: Oh?

You: I just wanted to say it is a good song. It's catchy. But I am getting blocked by E girls because of this once question. 

Jack: What's the question?

You: Do you know how many times I had to ask? HOW MANY mOre times do I have to fucking ask? How big are those titties bitch? Hurry up! I'm getting weird stares

Corpse: He does his raspy ass laugh that sounds like fuckin air There is no way you said that.

You: no I didn't. I would never. 

Jack: YNNNNNN- We TAlked About this

You: Woah, Calm down Jamal. No need to pull out the knives.

Sykkuno: Oh no-

Corpse: He is silently laughing still

Jack: I will tell you

You: You wouldn't

Sykkuno: What is going on?

Corpse: I-I have no clue-

You: Jack, You're a snitch now? What happened to never snitch on daddy?

Jack: You're not daddy anymore

You: Gasp Jack! I-I'm not daddy anymore?

Corpse: oh my god, and they were roommates-

Sykkuno: He is silently listening, kinda intrigued as to where this would be going

Jack: yeah, I said it. You're not daddy anymore

You: You sniff alright, That will be the last time I make my special fried chicken with you

Jack: wait, YN No-

You: No, it's too late. You said what you said, And I said what I said.

Sykkuno: what is in the special fried chicken?

You: It has my special homemade sauce as a dip. Its sweet but also sour

Sykkuno: Oh? Sounds delicious

Corpse: It sounds like sweet and sour sauce.

You: stop being a hater, Corpse. You're mad that you can't have my special fried chicken with the special dip. 

Jack: Yeah, it's actually really good! It has an amazing after taste. 

And before you all know it, the game ended and you and rae won. 

Who is playing?

- You (Spoeko)

- Chris (Corpse)

- Felix (Pewds)

- Ethan (Crankgamesplay)

- Sean (Jack)

- Thomas (Sykkuno)

- Rachell (Valkyrae)

- Imane (Pokimane)

- Kenneth/Ken (CinnamonToastKen)

- Lily (lilypichu)

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