Every Day the Protagonist Wants to Capture Me [ BL ]

Chapter 23 - Every Day the Protagonist Wants to Push Me Down

(Translator’s Note: Happy April Fool’s Day! You are reading the April Fool’s version. )

After declaring that he felt he was Xie Xi’s father, Chu Yu happily went to his bedroom to rest before dinner. His doting grandmother ordered the servants to prepare the original Chu Yu’s favorite dishes. He and Xie Xi quietly ate at his house instead of with the entire family. Everyone knew that Chu Yu was exhausted and they all urged him to stay in his rooms to recuperate. Thus, Chu Yu spent the next few days eating and sleeping while Xie Xi was content to train in his small courtyard.

Since he was idle for three days, Chu Yu took the initiative to knock on the System to view his points.

System 007: “Asking the host to view and reply to the readers comments~’

Chu Yu: “Reply? A character in the novel can reply to the readers?”

System 007: “The host has been given the unique username ‘Chu Shou’~”

“…”

Chu Yu sulked for a while then decided to at least read the comments for now. He pressed the “show comments” button.

“Ohemgeeeee!!! I’ve read of friendzoned and even brotherzoned but sonzoned is new to me! ROFL!!”

“This is the best CP!”

“I like fish.”

“Cute gong.”

“Lie down and offer your chrysanthemum already!”

“Story is getting better and better.”

“Author, please write faster, I need more!”

“Why does every danmei always have a facial paralysis character?”

“Poor XX … Chu Fish is too dense.”

So many comments! Chu Yu’s eyes were almost blinded by some of the more extreme comments that were asking for certain acts not fit for juvenile persons’ eyes.

Chu Yu used the scroll function and was speechless when he saw the fans’ artwork.

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Chu fish blankly sitting next to the computer, eyeful bloodshot eyes staring at the screen of fiction.

The novel’s name was dragged very domineering, clean as clean-the Supreme sword action.

Today network packets flooded, like the xx Supreme xx cents way, proud of xx, etc. the name of the novel the Hornet’s Nest generally poke the eye. As a point of literary network of loyal readers, Chu fish also surprised a day after watching the great update, it will go to turn the refurbished people of the book, cravin ‘ to see a future great, and with the future God of battles the wind and rain.

The Supreme Sword of the the author is a novice, a hair below half a million, click on the fifty. Chu fish last night poking to this article, at first glance, amazing–

Inside the villain cannon fodder actually and his of the same name it!

How can tolerate Ah how can repair!

Chu fish is grief and indignation inexplicably, holding the computer to see for a night, and finally finished the current author to update to the latest Chapter, also see him and the eponymous villain cannon fodder is how to die himself.

Is that Bohemian love die of the same name cannon fodder Ah!

Chu fish unbearable, suddenly a shot table:“outrageous!”

However, it is the summer holidays, roommates have to go back, no one responded to him.

Chu fish scratching, and bitterly:“and I a name didn’t and I’m an IQ, if it is I certainly wouldn’t like that! Negative score! Bad review!”