AT THE STUDIO (IN LONDON)
Once upon a time, in a city called London, lived a sexy band and there stuck-up and mean boss, Simon Cowell. This band was called…One direction. They were very, very popular with the ladies. They are known for their singing and extremely “gorgeous” looks. Warning, they are also not your average everyday boy band. There was this one band member that stood out the most and his name was…Liam James Payne, or Liam. Gosh, those his beauty, those brown eyes, and…well basically, everything. Anyways, let’s just jump into the story, shall we, love.
So, it was a couple weeks before they headed to New York City and get started with their U.S tour. They were all in the break room, and they were all excited for the tour, especially Harry. Harry came running in and pulls Louis into his arms. “Louis,” Harry said seriously. “What is it Harry?” Louis asked. A wide grin grew across Harry’s face. “Let’s go somewhere and do it,” Harry said, “and don’t worry, I have them with me, this time.” “But Harry,” Louis whined as he started blushing. Harry put his finger over Louis lips. “No buts,” Harry said. Just then, Simon walked into the break room. “Boys,” Simon said with a smile on his face, “y’all are done for today, you may go home.” “NANDOS, I’M COMING!” Niall shouted as dashed out of room to head to Nandos. All you could in that quiet moment was Niall still shouting, “NANDOS!” “Vas Happenin!” Zayn said. “Zayn,” Simon said, “leave, right now, just leave.” “Yes Uncle Simon,” Zayn said as he walked out of the break room. Simon turned to face Harry and Louis. “Harry, Louis,” Simon said, “if you are going to show your own personal display of affection towards each other, at least get a room. I mean, you’re making Cher scared even. Simon pointed towards Cher, who was gathering her things. “Oh no, it’s okay Simon. I was just leaving either ways,” Cher said. Cher walked out of the room. “But Uncle Simon,” Harry pleaded. “Go now or I will use the finger,” Simon said. “Come on Louis, let’s go back to my place!” Harry shouted. Harry picked up Louis and carried him out of the room. You could hear Louis shouting, “HELP! HARRY IS GOING TO RAPE ME! SOMEBODY! HELP ME! R-A-P-E-R!” “Now,” Simon said, “where is that Liam?”
Simon searches all around the studio, until he looked in the break room. He looked to his right, he looked to his left, he looked up and then he looked down and saw a note at his feet. He picked me it up and read it:
Simon I went to Toys R Us. Call me when I need to come back. xx Liam J
Simon dropped the note and yelled “LIAM!!” While dropping to his knees and shaking his fists for dramatic effect.
AT TOYS R US
Liam is playing catch with some random 5 year old kid. The little kid saw Simon approach behind Liam, so he ran to his mum while screaming “MONSTER!” Liam turned around and screamed “THE WICKED WITCH!” Simon rolled his eyes and slapped him on the back of the head and dragged him away by the ear.
“YOU HOBKNOCKER!” Simon screamed when they exited the store. “Whats a hobknocker?” Liam asked confused. “Um, nothing,” Simon said, “WHY DID YOU LEAVE?” Simon said. “They had a sale on stuffed singing leprechauns.” Liam said while pulling a stuffed leprechaun with a microphone in its hand out of the shopping bag. “I’m going to ignore the fact that you actually bought one of those when we have Niall.” Simon said while motioning to the leprechaun. “Look, we have to leave for New York in two days and you guys are not even near ready for your first performance and you need to be in the studio rehearsing, not buying leprechauns.” “I’m sorry Simon, its just…the leprechaun.” Liam said while looking at the leprechaun with a sad face. “Liam, this can’t go unpunished. I’m sorry but you can’t go to the block party.” Simon said sternly. “But-“ Liam said, “No buts.” Simon interrupted him. Liam sighed and followed Simon into the cab.
