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Since I made a bnha one.. I'm making a haikyuu one cause I love these volleyhoes.
Im gonna give the reader all pronouns (making y'all bitches genderfluid sorry).
WARNING
This will have sexual talk and jokes so don't be surpri...
Simp 2 & Simp 1, added Sugamama, Cutie, Goddess, Dadchi,Jesus,Milkboi, orange 🍊, SaltyDino 🦕, Yams 🍠, and Y/n, to the chat.
Simp 1: AYOOO
Simp2: EYOOOO
SaltyDino🦕: Ew
Yams🍠 : Tsukki be nice!
SaltyDino🦕: Shut up, Tadashi
Yams 🍠: Goman
Simp 1: We made this group chat for-
SaltyDino🦕: Annoying the hell out of us?
Simp 1: No-
Me: Why tf is my phone blowing tf up?
Sugamama: Um who is that?
Dadchi: Yeah Noya I think you added the wrong person.
Simp 2: REVEAL YOURSELF!
Simp 1: REVEAL YOURSELF!
Me: Da fuq?
Me:Clearly I'm a human
SaltyDino🦕: Ew get rid of them
Sugamama: Stop being rude Tsukishima!
Me: Yeah listen to sugamama
Sugamama: I-
Simp 2: BAHAH!
Simp 1: BAKAKA
Cutie: Um...if you could please state your name that would be great..
Me: Omfg you're so adorable how could I resist-
Me: Anyway-
Me: I'm F/n L/n
Orange🍊 :Did you just say-
Orange 🍊: ARE YOU THE F/N L/N?!?!
Milkboi: BOKE! YOU CANT JUST ASSUME THINGS!
Me: Um yes I am?
Orange 🍊: OMG OMG I LOVE YOU DO MUCH!! YOU ARE ONE OF THE TOP ACES IN JAPAN!! YOU'RE BATTLING BETWEEN USHIWAKA FOR TOP 3 ACES IN JAPAN! BUT ITS ALSO KINDA DIFFICULT CAUSE YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!
Sugamama: Woah really?
Orange 🍊: YEAH! THEY CAN ALSO PLAY DIFFERENT POSITIONS!! LIKE SETTER, OR LIBERO!! OMG SHES SO COOL!!
Me:: OKAY WOAH!-
Me: I didn't know this was a fan girl chat...
Me: I might take my leav-
Milkboi: You can play setter? How do you it? Do you have any quicks? Or specialties?
Me: Jesus calm down-
Jesus: We do not use that language here
Me: wtf- why is your name Jesus?
Jesus: Because people say I look like him😕
Simp 2: HE DO THO!! LOOK!
*Simp 2:attached 1 photo*
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Simp 2: SEEEE?!!
Me: Isn't that just Jesus-
Jesus: I-
Simp 2: BAHAHAHA
Simp 1: HAHAHA
Me: Oh- wait-... Is that you?!! Are cropped into the photo?
Jesus:...sadly yes. Nishinoya photoshopped my face onto the photo.
Me: Dayum...Jesus you're like dis good looking
Jesus: I-
Simp 1: AHHHHH!! ASAHI IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Simp 2: YOU JUST GOT CALLED GOOD-LOOKING BY ONE OF THE HOTTEST AND PRETTIEST GIRL EVER(besides kiyoko)
Me: Who's Kiyoko?
Goddess: I am.
Me: Ohh? So you're the one Yamamoto talks about?
Simp 1: YOU KNOW MY BRO YAMAMOTO??!!
Me: Oh yeah he's like a cousin to me...our mothers know each other and they act like sisters
