YOU ARE READING A Rulebook For Life Humor Stupid stuff I do so you don't have to do it. #callmebean #dont #funny #idiot #rules #stupid Rule 1 76 4 0 by call--me--bean by call--me--bean Follow Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Send Send to Friend Share Post to Your Profile Share via Email Report Story Rule Number 1:Extra spicy salsa is not made for cuts or any skin at all for that matter. Don't spill it on them.