Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Today was my main mans 30 birthday so me & the gang planned something big for him . Since it was early and we knew he was sleep we decided to surprise him a lil bit ,we blasted the house with his music and walked into his room with some cake that china had made the night before for his greedy ass .
"Happy CASH DAYY " We screamed in unison scaring the nigga he reached for his stick until he noticed it was us
" Crazy ass motherfucker put that shit up " I said making everybody laugh
" Shut up shiestman, bruh i can't believe yall did this for lil ole me" he touched his tittie and wiped the sleep out of his eyes still in disbelief
" I know it's yo birthday and all but i'm not letting you slide with calling yourself little dawg " foo stated making 30 ass mug him
" Shut the fuck up foo PLEASE ion wanna have to crack you in yo shit the first day of me being 25 " he replied making foo fan him off " now i want a piece of this cake " he continued rubbing his hands together
China had cut him a piece of cake along with everybody elses one , the shit was fire it was all moist and shit she just don't know imma put her ass to work she gone be making me a cake every damn day !!
"whoever made this cake imma need to eat they pussy from the back this shit got no business being this good !! shiesty call the bakery and ask for the bitch for me " 30 said clapping his gums down onto the cake making everybody laugh except me
"ayo chill out bitch that cake ain't that good to have you speaking outside yo 3rd neck " I stated smacking my lips , dude was beasting
" You must've made the cake " he claimed sitting up more in the bed
" nah china made it doofus , chillax " i answered pulling china towards me
" AW my bad bro & sorry china " we laughed it off and Asian threw the rest of the cake in his face making his happy expression grow mad
" now get yo big nasty ass inna tub " Asian said laughing along with mya 30 got his ass up and started to beat on both of em , china tried to jump in to help her "girls" but i pulled her back cause we got shit to do today ain't no time for playing .
Me and china walked out the house and into my car and drove to a car dealership to pick out a toy for 30
" Hello welcome to Freddys dealership how may we assist you today ?" The man said with a clip board in his hand
" Wassup , Can you show me the Corvettes or Audis ? " I asked , he lead me and chi to where they was and we begin looking at all the C8's they had on display
