I continue walking into school, letting my beat up air jordans scrap the floor behind me. the cold floor gently glassed over in a thin layer of sweat and skid marks from the bottom of people's shoes who walked amungst the halls. Remy skid his phat ass along the hallway and locker, with his pale purple backpack trailing behind him. I signed, and opened the door to the bather room.
I walked in, and saw jeffery starr and kanye west making out... why were they doing that? I walked out, shocked, and sighed. I wish that was me and shane, but hes with ninja.... How heartbreaking. No time to waste on tears, i thought.
"Hey," cried pinkie pie. " they're assigning dorm rooms! Quickly, we cANT MIss it."
"Pinkie pie! What are you doing here? Wheres rainbow dash?" I cried.
"Shes with her hey mamas tik tok lesbian girlfriend, dont worry about her."
"Alright. Ill be on my way to get my dorm now. Thanks for the heads up" I said, smiling as I walked to teh sorting room. aS SOon as i got in, professor dora looked at me.
"Remy, your here. Your the last one we need to sort, sit." she said. I sat down on the cair made from pony fur, and waited to find my roommate. Professor dora sighed, as she licked my scalp to see into my brain.
"I decide... your roommate is... bibble!"
End of chapter 2
