I walked into my dorm, my feet being dragged slowly behind me as I walked - after the long night of karaoke with Shane Danwnsoap and his cat, I was quite tired. I threw myself on to my bed, but knew i couldnt sleep. I sat at my desk and went on to animal jam, sitting in my dorm, waiting for my homeroom teacher to come thru the portal. He arrived as a sexy polar bear, me a fox. After a hot session of tagged online animal jam dates, i realized... he wasnt the one for me. Out of sadness, i started singing.
"If you don't know me I'm M to the B
Coming in hard, you better watch it Sophie
You think you're the only girl doing grime
M to the B says, "Step in line"
Coming in hard with my bars
Sophie Aspin is about to get parred
Read your bars off your iPhone 4
I don't do that shit, I do it hardcore
Got murked by Little T
Now you're gettin' murked by me
You shagged bare lads, you're a little sket
Have you heard your bars? They're fucking pep
Fucking pep, yeah, that's what they are
Now listen carefully to my sick bars
They scream my name like, "Yar, yar, yar"
Sophie, yeah, you're a little whore
Looking at your face, what the fuck's your contour?
Do you want me to lend you a blender?
I'm being serious, I'm not trying to offend you
Sophie, yeah, you should stick to singing
'Cause when you spit, my ears are ringing
How can you shag bare lads?
Is your fanny not stinging?
I bet your fanny's fucking minging
Sort out your manky Scouse brow
M to the B is coming at you with a row
You're enough to turn all lads camp
You know that 'cause you're a fucking tramp
Repping around in your shit clothes..."
I broke down in tears and fell asleep on the floor. I was done.
