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Dating Headcanons

Fanfic block...? Headcanon time! I've been feeling brain dead so if this sucks... Hah oh well I'll edit later.

General
- Most of the demons are open to polyamory in general, as they tend to be polyamorous in nature
- We stan consensual, healthy relationships, and none of the bois in the game would take advantage or disrespect you
- All of them are chaotic bi/pan
- Some of them are package deals (like Beel&Belphie, Dia&Barb(&Luci))
- I won't be writing for Luke or Diavolo in this
- Yes I have favourites

🌹Lucifer🌹
- A gentleman. Mostly. When he needs to be.
- Also a sadist. Especially when he's in private
- Will shower you with ~the best~ gifts and anything he thinks you deserve
- Sweet to you, will definitely offer you his arm when escorting you, his cloak when you're cold, etc
- Will flirt with you mercilessly if you're weak to compliments
- "My Prince(ss), My dear, darling,"
- Asked you out, both because he liked you and also because someone else was about to, and he couldn't have that; he's second place to no one

💳Mammon💳
- Spoils you like none other, and wants the same from you
- Like. Maybe get a couple jobs to fund your new sugar hubby
- Loves kisses all the time, anytime, anywhere. Always wants to have an arm around you
- "Treasure," "Sweetheart," "Lovey,"
- Super flustered about little things with you, like holding hands
- Confesses his crush after much painstaking pining

🐍Leviathan🐍
- Happy to be around you, but most often doing seperate things
- Like he plays games while you read manga
- Will get you anything you want. You name it, he'll get it for you
- Gets jealous easily, so there will be some talks about how he expresses that. We don't stan toxicity
- You'll be his Henry uwu
- ...You either ask him out, or he gets jealous and the truth about his crush comes out

💄Asmodeus💄
- Will buy you things for your skin, hair, etc
- MATCHING. EVERYTHING. Nail polish, lingerie, complimentary outfits, even meals for devilgram
- A sweet, cheeky lover
- Will not kill the spider. Good luck. Get Satan instead
- Lots of smexytimes
- Asked you out 20 times after getting a pact with him until you agreed

📓Satan📓
- Lucifer started praying the day you and Satan got together. Mischief against Lucifer was the basis of your relationship, before the two of you started getting romantic
- He definitely likes to cuddle or be close together as the two of you do seperate things, such as reading, sketching, studying, etc
- A fan of doting on you, with gifts or poetry or affection
- Must have a mutual agreement about his anger
- Will lay with his head in your lap, or vice versa. Cuddles are necessary
- He started holding your hand, and the two of you kind of just fell into the relationship naturally

🍔Beelzebub🍔
- He shares his food with you and it's touching, really
- Gives great cuddles! Big soft guy who will protect you. Holds your hand whenever you want and likes some PDA
- Working out together~ or watching him work out
- He'll love anything you cook/bake tbh, and will spoil you in return
- "Cupcake... Hm that nickname makes me want cupcakes :/"
- Tries to cook things for you... Takes a couple tries when he eats it all on accident
- Gives an offhanded compliment before saying he likes you

💤Belphegor💤
- Lots of sleepy cuddles. Sleep dates. Sleeping on the couches. Falling asleep whenever it feels right
- Always feels slightly guilty
- Will go out of his way to make you feel comfortable, and make you happy
- Will plot with you. And against you. Watch out for his deviousness
- Not one for lots of PDA, but likes to hold your hand, and doesn't care what people think when you cuddle/sleep in public
- Asks you out offhand, or waits until you ask

🍰Barbatos🍰
- In one word, Barbatos as a lover: Attentive
- As long as he's not attending to Diavolo, he's by your side and willing to do anything
- Obviously you take advantage of this in order to get him to relax. He deserves a break!
- Will make you any foods or desserts you like, and will spoil you with attention as well
- Blushes easier than you think at first, especially when you kiss him or hold his hand unexpectedly
- Probably the type to keep a diary of what you like, such as dates or presents or things you've especially liked
- Asked you out after the two of you shared some time together

👼🏾Simeon👼🏾
- Definitely your typical sweet boyfriend type!
- Hope you're ok with polyamory tho because he's also devoted to someone else--
- Will send you stickers... And emoticons... Whatever he finds, actually.
- Pictures of dogs
- Chocolates, roses, cute dates. He's a sweetheart about it
- Will dress up all cute for you, but let's be honest... His everyday clothes are perfect 👌
- Dropped hints that he's interested until someone asks the other.

✨Solomon✨
- Hmm. Shady boi. Don't ask where he gets your gifts, he won't tell you :)
- Accept them. Unless they're un-prepackaged food. Then proceed with caution. His cooking skills are. Interesting.
- Knows a lot about many obscure subjects ? It's interesting to sit him down and have him tell you all the different things he knows
- 'TEACHING HIM TO COOK' DATES
- Wearing his cape and having his arm around youuu
- Asked you out 100% in a semi-shady way, like meeting him behind the school or pulling you aside in an alley