I was not expecting this to happen.
"WHO SUMMONED ME!?" A voice rings out from my house. I fall back and hit the ground.
"WHO DARE- Kid, you okay?"
I scramble to my feet, to see a man with ram horns sitting on my counter. He looks slightly irritated, but otherwise fine, if it wasn't for the PENTACLE ON HIS HAND.
"Kid, seriously, you good?"
I nod. "Who are you?"
"What do you mean, you summoned me!"
"I...did? But I was just making a sandwich, how..."
"Wait, you were making a sandwich?" His eyes light up. "I fucking want one!"
"Okay...." I get up, put the pieces of bread together, and ham it to him. "It's ham and cheese."
He takes a bite, and then smiles. "Wow, you cook good."
"It's just a sandwich...uhhhh..."
"Oh, it's Schlatt. Local demon. Nice to meet ya." He takes another bite, and makes a satisfied noise. "And you?"
"Ummm... I'm Alex. Alex the local 20 year old."
"Man, you really ain't a kid then, huh? Sorry, you just look fifteen." He gives a chuckle, making me laugh a little bit.
"Nah, it's fine. That's what all the bullies at school say."
He raises an eyebrow at me, but doesn't comment. "Thanks for the sandwich, I'll be going now."
"Of course, glad you enjoyed it!"
The next day the bully's deaths were reported.
I smile to myself. I'm making another sandwich, and Schlatt is basically conditioned to show up whenever he senses the sandwich. I'm barely finished with this one when he pops up out of nowhere. "Hey flatty patty."
I snort. "Don't call me that."
"Yeah yeah, whatever. I just wanted to let you know I plan on, umm, sticking around a while. Purely because you make good food, okay?"
"Sure!" I smile and hand him the sandwich.
Another good day.
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