Chris: Welcome back to another seiries of total drama im your host chris mclai...
Topher: no your not.
Chris Yes i'am Chris Mclain and uh who let this wannabe back he didn't even get to the merge last season.
Topher: I know your name Chris but your not the host anymore.
Chris: What is this kid talking about somebody call security.
Topher: They can't, after you fired me from the cannon i began to look into the island and you don't have any security. In fact anybody could swim up to this island and say they're a contestant athough they would more likey be killed by the deadly machinery underneath the island. I told the network and they said to fire you and eveacuate pahkitew island so I am the new host and we're going back to camp wawanakwa.
Chris: You can't go back to camp wawanaka it was destroyed by the big drill thingy
Topher: we got ex-contestant Dawn to make the ground around camp rise so we're going back there. (Blainely drives up in a Mclain brand speedboat) Ah I see blainey is here with my ride se-ya Mclain.
Chris: Why is she here?
Blainely: I'm just another presenter you and that party brat ruined
Topher: she is my new cohost and chef. Goodbye Mclain hope you and Chef don't get killed by demolision team that i'm calling in to destroy pahketew island.
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