Topher: Welcome back to a new series of total drama. Winners vs losers. Our winners team is made up of finalists from each season our losers team are made up of people who have done terribly in certain seasons. Ah now on that note here come the losers team .
(ten people row up to the dock on a make shift raft while two other ride up on surfboards).
Topher: Hello to our season 1 losers Eva and Noah.
noah:"Hey Chris you look older than when I last saw you,"
Topher: pushes Noah in the water
Eva: growles
Topher: Here we have two pairs of loser lovers Lesharold and Samota our suckers from the first all-star season Lindsay and Jo.
Jo: Your dead Mc whatsitsface who is he again.
Lindsay: Oh I know I'ts Tyler!
Topher: I am your new cohost Topher lame-brain sweatpants. Now here are oure faviroute cheerleading siters Amy and Samey
Amy: Get out of my way liability. shoves samey out the way
Samey: Um hey Topher nice to be here.
topher: See she knows my name sweatpants.
Jo: Whatever hairspray.
Topher: pushes Jo into the water Anyway here comes blainely with our winners boat.
Blainely: in the distance driving a yacht up to to island
Bridgette: surfes up to the dock Hey Topher you forgot us.
Geoff: Yeah Toph dude you forgot us.
Topher: and here are Bridgette and Geoff you happy now Blainely your turn.Get me out of here
Geoff: Yep thats cool.
Blainely:Topher on this yacht are some of the best players total drama has seen here comes our first winner Owen.
Owen: Hey Blainely,Noah,Geoff and Bridgette so great to see you guys i didn't know you were competing. chuckles
Blainely: Their competing against you and I'm presenting.
Owen: aw at least i've got...
Gwen: steps of the yacht with Duncan and Beth A goth, a delinquant and a farm girl thats better than a party animal and a surfer realy Owen.
Duncan: Hey if big O loves us then he loves us come 'ere dude.
Gwen: eyes roll passes Duncan and Owen
blainely: Back to me because i'm important and your not. here we have the queen bee and the spanish lion they are Heather and Alejandro.
Heather: Back here,urh I hate this prodution team.
Alejandro: Do not dispair chika you have me don't you.
Heather: Yeah whatever I guess we were treated like winners on that yacht so we sould be treated like winners here.
Blainely: Think what you wanna think Heather. Anyway from revenge of the island here are Cameron,Lightning,Zoey and Mike
Cameron: Hey Blainely great to be back.
Lightning: Get out of my way pencil neck i'm sha-winning this season.
Zoey: Cam are you all right.
Cameron: Yeah i'm good
Mike: I'm just glad we can do this season together.
Blainely: Would you people stop hogging the camera! Right then finally here come from Pahketew Island zombie boy Shawn and Skye just Skye
Shawn: Ahh zombie where! divers into the water
Skye: Hey again Topher. Wait are you guys dating!
Topher: what no of course not.
Lightning: Yeah I saw her with that bear in Germany
Beth: France and the Eifiel Tower are way more romantic.
Lightning: The Eifel Tower is in Germany.
Bridgette: I see Bruno is coming on nicely.
Everybody exept bridgette,geoff and Blainely: Who is Bruno!
Blainely and Topher: Shut up!!
Topher: Todays challenge is called first dibs it's a mix of all the first challenges throughout serieses. First one members of each team have shhoot down another team member with 50 leeches the team member then tries to sprint up to a button that they push to release there keys and two team members, who have to to run up the cliff tied together and blindfolded, when they get to the boxes they push a button that contains their keys then the cliff jumpers can jump down into shark and pirahnna infested waters to grab a key each.then two members surf through the lake.
Blainely: The surfers grab two keys each while doging pirahnas and sharks when they make it two members of each team rumage through piles of junk to find another two keys all members each give their keys to a team member who will run on hot coals to the final team mate who unlocks the door.
Topher: The winners of this challenge get to choose two members to come to their team and one member to go on the other team come to the bottom of the cliff in three minuets
A/N preveiw for next episode
Just pretend i'm Heather
uh you why you
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total drama winners vs losers
Humorwatch as your faviroute winners and losers from each total drama season compete for glory and 10 million dollars
