Chapter 1: The Toaster

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My first story begins when I was like 12, I think. I was awake before anyone else in the house, so I thought about making them breakfast and I remembered we had waffles in the freezer. I went upstairs got the toaster and the waffles out and I tried to pry the waffles apart. (As you can tell this is when it started to go wrong.)
My mom and my little nephew walk in the kitchen. (My nephew still reminds me to this day.) My mom sees what I'm doing and yells, "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PUT HAMBURGERS IN THE TOASTER!?" I was confused because I was sure these were waffles. I look at her, then the bag, and then her. That's when I realized that they were indeed hamburgers and I said, "Oh, I was trying to make breakfast." And this is how I ended up getting grounded from the toaster for a while. They still remind me to this day.

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