He was gardning even though he hates gardening he just wants a girlfriend... but everyone in the town saw him pee his pants and he is no ladies man to behind with ahh!! So emberesing.. He cannot live like this. Dirt gets in his eyes and he screeched blody murder while biting his arm. Ew tatoo taste gross.
"Chill" (Y/n) says
"Oh no"
"Oh yes."
They make out but then die in poopland the end
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The Mystery off the pee man
RomanceA mystery of a random dude who suddenly became a cannibal. Give me money
