SMUT 😩💦 ITS A JOKE🙏🙏
Deku is in the hospital after breaking his foot, there he meets the love of his life.
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POV HOSPITAL BED: I panic worried i am going to have kids cause i don't want those little brats. "green haired boy, i am not on birth control," i say. He freezes and i think he died for a second. " green haired kid, GREEN HAIRED KID, oh my fucking god he's fucking dead, "
POV DEKU: I wake up nakey nakey with a seggc hospital bed and um liquid everywhere ( i am not typing that word ever again). The bed tells me she isn't on birth control and she needs a pregnancy test. I almost faint again.
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY DICK THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
TWO WEEKS LATER
POV HOSPITAL BED: The green haired kid came back with a pregnancy test for me. I tell him to get out of the room so i can take it...... 5 minutes later....... It is positive, I AM FUCKING PREGNANT! I about lose my shit when the green haired kid comes in. " I am pregnant 😐" i say. " REALLY! " he says. " do you want to keep it?" he asks. ( PRO CHOICE) " bitch no" "kids are expensive and annoying, i want to travel the world," I say seriously.
TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY DABIS FLAKEY BACON SKIN( sorry akasshisshockcollar, i just dissed your mans).
ONE MONTH LATER
POV DEKU: Hospital bed decided to abort the fetus and i am honestly glad, it would be hard to juggle her, work, and a kid. Tomorrow I am sneaking her out and we are going to the Bahamas. I can't wait.......
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