POV DEKU: I walk into the hospital with a plan in mind. I slowly make my way to the room which holds h.b. I walk in to find A CRIME SCENE!?!
Glass scattered everywhere and a small piece of h. b's sheet in a plastic bag. I panic and ask the police where she went. They say " bitch idk " and i say " go fuck yourself you hoe "and go 100% full cowling on these bitches.
I clean the blood of my hands when my spidey senses start to tingle tangle. BED IS IN TROUBLE.
I jump out of the window and run for bed. FBI helicopters chase after me due to the fact that I murdered 6 police officers and jumped out a window. I turn a corner at a musty dusty bar only to see .........
Hahhahahhahahhah you thought, I'm not that mean.
BED AND SHIGGY WIGGY!!!! I dig in my pocket for a chapstick and throw it. He chases it on all fours like a dog and hisses at me. He touches the chapstick and it dissacentavaporates. I grab bed and run.
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deku x hospital bed
HumorSMUT 😩💦 ITS A JOKE🙏🙏 Deku is in the hospital after breaking his foot, there he meets the love of his life. THANKS FOR 17.5k READS, I KNOW IM FAMOUS TELL YOUR CHILDREN THIS STORY ALSO STOP READING THIS PLEASE IT IS CRINGY AND HURTS MY SOUL TO R...