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PT.4 (NEW)

sandwimch

After days of smooching and doing haram intercouses with eachother, skeppy decides to take this more serious without even ᵈᵃᵗⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳ, what an idiot. He goes to some store, jewellery store, idk im not american, and buys a diamond ring that cost his whole wmtire bank account, he eventually became a bit poor but hes a youtuber so, yeah, you get the point. After buying a very expensive ring that is the price of a leg and a kidney, skeppy goes to astelic's house at 9PM. He very gently knocks at the door, begins to breathe heavily and waits patiently for his love to open the BIG LARGE door. A couple seconds later, skeppy hears footsteps from behind the door, he knew it was astelic feom the beginning of the footsteps, and gets very very excited. He takes a deep breath, and gets ready to ask astelic to marry him. Astelic gently opens the door, the door makes a very annoying sound oh my god my ears lord have mercy, and skeppy looks her DEAD IN THE EYE, and says with a smoothing sexy voice: 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑚𝑒? Astelic then screams: POGGERS, YES.

After that night, skeppy and astelic hired a priest for their wedding, and invited everyone in the dream smp except badboyhalo, and you already know why.

10 PM Morning
Both couples get ready for their wedding, put on their fancy clothes, and get in their MrBeast wrap tesla. Skeppy drives full speed to the church he and astelic planned to do their wedding at, and after 1 hour he arrives. Astelic's dad holds her arm and walks her into the church, while skeppy is next to the priest. Tommyinnit and tubbo throw flowers at everyone's faces very harshly causing everyone to get angry. The priest saysvery loud and clear: we have gathered here because this is a wedding and please help me my fingers are so tired of typing pls help pls plss spsls spld pls. Both skeppy and astelic kiss, and become husband and wife. JUST KIDDING LOLXD. Badboyhalo opens the doors, the BIG LARGE OMG THEYRE SO BIG WTH and screams: DID YOU REALLY THINK I WASNT GONNA COME TO SHOOT YOU LOL POGGERS. Vurb very quickly pulls out a tactical shotgun he was hiding the whole time just incase something happens, and shoots the fuck out of badboyhalo. Badboyhalo is laying on the ground, dead, his organs are all around the walls, his heart has collapsed, his entire blood line is destroyed, his eyes have popped out, both of his legs are bleeding, and his left hand is totally gone. wow tactical shotguns are very OP innit. Anyway, skeppy doesnt give 2 fucks because this is his wedding, and the same thing for everyone else. Both couples kiss and are now pronounces husband and wife.

i dont know how christian weddings work ok dont judge me

PART 5:
Skeppy converts to islam
(VERY DRAMATIC)
COMING OUT ON MARCH 21st.
STAY TUNED.