*Perrie watching Netflix upstairs*
Perrie: babe did you lock the door when you left?
Jade: yes why?
Perrie: I heard the door. I think someone is downstairs. Jade I'm scared
Jade: shit
Jade: can you go down and check?
Perrie: NO
Perrie: I THINK HE'S STEALING OUR PLATESSS
Jade: how did you know it's a he?
Perrie: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GOING TO ASK ME THAT QUESTION RN
Jade: babe chill
Jade: it's just me 😂 I'm downstairs I left my files so I went back
Perrie: JADE WTF
Perrie: I'M UNDER THE BED HIDING. I LOOK STUPID
Perrie: WHATS WITH THE PLATES
Jade: to scare you even more? 😂
Perrie: you're so annoying
Jade: you did not give me a kiss when I left. That's what you get
Perrie: you're so annoying x2
Jade: you're so annoying x3
