Magolor: Welcome to my ship. As you can see I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers
Kirby: This isn't really tilted, or a tower.
Magolor: Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
Kirby: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I like friends!
Magolor: it's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend, they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
Kirby: Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
Magolor:......well that just makes you a beta cuck.
Source: Snapcube real time fandub
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HumorI have seen a few people do this before and i thought I could have a go. Please give suggestions. (front cover art is not mine)