HAPPY ACCIDENTS: ART

Here's My Revenge, IN SONG FORM (by Eliza)

Here's some mini songs I, Eliza, have written specifically for Ali in revenge for everything that she's done.

Major smh, Ali. I'm not a simp.

Anyway, here we go!

To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"

Ali, Ali, you're a simp
You're a simp and plus a wimp
Simping night and day for Morro
I'd like to hit you with a door-o
Ali, Ali, you're a simp
Watch out or you'll get a limp

To the tune of "Row, row, row your boat"

Row, row, row your boat
Right to death's door!
Ali, Ali, what hast thou done?
And now my wrath is yours!

To the tune of "Rock-a-bye Baby"

Hush, little Ali, don't stir in bed
I've got a knife right over your head
Well, serves you right for all that you've done
One fatal swoop, and the damage is done!

To the tune of "Baby Shark"

Here's Ali-li-li-li-li-li-li
She's so me-e-e-e-e-e-an
Writing stu-u-u-u-u-u-uff
That ain't true!
Watch Ali-li-li-li-li-li-li
Now you see-e-e-e-e-e-e
Wh-y I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Hate her guts!
Now Ali-li-li-li-li-li-li
Ain't no be-e-e-e-e-e-ean
Everyon-on-on-on-on-on-one
Can't you see?
You better run, Ali-i-i-i-i
Far away-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
Before I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Murder you!
O-hh, well-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell
It's too la-a-a-a-a-a-ate
You broke the i-i-i-i-i-i-ice
R-I-P Ali!
It's the end-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
It's the end-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
It's the end-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
It's the end!