-My little yandere- Drade Story

more crazy exes

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING AGAIN (shouting, swearing etc.)⚠️

*jade POV*

Yesterday went better then planned to be honest.

I was talking to Drake until I heard his twin coming up stairs - That being Zach

Jade: bye bye drake!

Drags: cya!

I climbed out his window and closed the it shut

I completely forgot about Liam not gonna lie, that'll be fun...

I'm just walking down the street when Alex slipped in next to me

Alex: ello

Jade: hello...

Alex: why are you talking like that..?

I only just noticed now that I'm talking strange way-

Alex: this would probably be the most fucked up thing I've ever said but, you sound kinda sexy-

Jade: you're right, that was fucked up dude-

She started laughing, in started laughing too

Alex: Jade look at that!

She pointed to her left

Jade: oh, I see, she really gonna test me huh..?

Alex: bitch slap?

Jade: check...

Alex: rude mother fucker?

Jade: check...

Alex: SASSY ASS BITCH!?

Jade: ...check DUH!

Alex: now, GO SHOW THAT PIECE OF CRAP!

*Alex POV*

This is Instagram gold sis-

She stormed over

All that was really happening was Drake's other crazy ex was flirting with him, but you know what she's like...

She flipped her around and slapped her straight across the face

Nice!

Jade: Ya wanna hit on my man, do in hell! Mother fucking COW!

?: What the fuck, are you his girlfriend!?

Jade: ...yes, yes I am, so back off slut...

?: What did you just say!?

Jade: you heard exactly what I said, slut...

She was talking in a soft, calm voice even though there was visible anger building up inside her, it was clearly frustrating Sarah (Drake's ex)

Sarah: YOUR SO-
*Sigh*
I mean, what are you gonna do, bitch..?

Jade: you wanna play the game do ya?
Heard so news...

She leaned in to her and put her mouth to her ear

Jade: *whispering* I'm the queen of that game so you'll never beat me...

Sarah: ARGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!

Jade: that's what I thought, now run along...

Sarah: you know what, I know you had sex with him, I did first though.
FUCK YOU!

Drake: uh...I did not have sex with you girl-
It's a load of lies, if I'm honest jade was my first

Jade: they say you'll always love you first...

Drake: I will-

Sarah: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU ALL!

She stomped away, furious

I walk over

Alex: epic jade!

She was back to that sexy voice again-

Alex: oh my lord that voice, I can't...

Jade: meh...

Sarah yelled from afar

Sarah: HAVE SOME SYMPATHY!

Jade: IM A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF, BUT SYMPATHETIC AIN'T ONE OF EM'

Sarah left for good this time

Jade: Welp...that's over...

Drake: glad it is but, I like it when jade's angry, it's just...epic...

Jade: aha...I know I'm very feisty-

Alex: you can say that again...

Jade: aha...I know I'm very feisty-

Alex: not literally-

Jade: I know, I'm messing with ya...

Drake: *sigh* it's graduation day tomorrow, who thinks there graduating..?

Jade: not me for sure-

Alex: I might...

Drake: if I don't, what is life, I've read basically every book ever known!

Jade: I think your a little bit of a...
Nerd~

Drake: maybe UwU

Jade: I think it's adorable...

Alex: I'm still here-

Jade and drake: we know...

Alex: oop-

They walked into Drake's room

Jade: Alex, tell me yo weakness...

Alex: ok... Clowns...

She shivered

Jade: what if I said...sexual weakness...

Alex: uh-
Someone putting there hands on my hips-

Jade: that being Zach-

Alex: EXCUSE MEH-

Jade: aha

Alex: tell me yours UwU

Jade: fine-
Neck kisses...

Alex: thought so-
That's my second aha-

Jade: [insert sad UwU face]

Alex: mood...

Drake: well...now I know your weaknesses-

Jade: SHIT! Forgot you were here-

Drake: heh...

Alex: Welp, ima slide out-

Jade: nuh! Alex don't leave me with him pwease! 🥺

Alex: I'm gonna

Jade: nuh!

Drake: 😏

Alex: relax, you're a couple!

Drake: yeah jade~

Jade: okay thennnn

Alex: ok good, now, ima leave you too to have-

Jade: Alex!

Alex: soorryyy

Jade: >////<

Alex cartwheels out