puns, flowers, Uncle Eun-sang, and a memorial.
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Jungkook is bold
Jimin is italic
Seokjin is regular
Hoseok is underlined
Taehyung is everything
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Monday AM
(10:25) Remember when I called Hobari a blabbermouth?
(10:28) Apparently I didn’t remember it the first time, but I got it the second time around.
(10:30) My history class has just been informed that I got arrested on the weekend.
(10:32) Ah. Not good?
(10:34) It’s kinda funny, actually
(10:34) He told them I ran over an old lady.
(10:36) That’s not funny, Guk, that’s manslaughter.
(10:38) People believe it, though.
(10:38) Ha, a new game has started.
(10:39) I don't like the sound of this.
(10:40) Who can tell the most outlandish lie for my arrest and have people believe it?
(10:42) I’m betting Hobi will win.
(10:43) Why Hobi?
(10:43) His artistic flair.
(10:44) Haha, he’ll be happy to hear that.
(10:45) But it’s also maybe not good.
(10:46) Won’t it add to your punk rock cred?
(10:48) Yeah, but it’ll also reach some big ears.
(10:51) Relatives?
(10:55) Yeah.
(10:55) I don’t think my parents will do anything now but…
(10:56) Still better if they didn’t know.
(10:57) Mm. I guess we’ll see how it goes.
(10:58) You’ve got people to bail you out if you need it, Jungkook.
(10:59) Thanks Jimin
(10:59) Was that a jail joke?
(11:02) Oops. Wasn’t meant to be.
(11:03) You’re ridiculous. Subconsciously punning.
(11:05) Punning is a skill I have mastered, apparently, that I don’t even require thinking about it.
(11:06) I don’t think I’d call it a skill.
(11:07) It’s an expuntise.
(11:08) That was awful. Truly awful.
(11:10) I was put on the spot, I’ll do better next time.
(11:11) Please, no, let this reign of terror end!
(11:15) Never. It’ll strike you when you least expect it.
(11:18) How did we get here? How do we get back?
(11:20) There’s no turning back now. You have your little game over there, and now I’ve got my own.
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Text Talk [JiKook/KookMin Version]
FanfictionJungkook is in boarding school, Jimin is in the hospital, and they don't know each other until Jungkook texts the wrong number.