Rudolph x reader (2017)

Incorrect Quotes

(Until more Ideas for the latest chapter pop into mind, have some Incorrect Quotes)

(Y/N): Fight me!

Gregory: Ha! look at your size! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?

*Later*

Adam: Um... Why is Gregory quivering on the ground and crying?

Anna, casually sipping blood: (Y/N) Kicked him very hard in the ankle

Anna: (Y/N) won't come outside.

Tony: just tell her I said something.

Anna: Like what?

Tony: Anything factually incorrect.

(Y/N), arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

Rudolph: Is there a word for angry and sad?

Anna: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Tony: smad.

(Y/N): there are two types of people.

Rookery: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

(Y/N) and Tony: You can't lose something you never had.

Literally everyone: .......

Tony: Why is there blood everywhere!?

(Y/N): I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Tony: You staBbED SOMEONE!?!?

(Y/N): No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

Adam: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Gregory: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Rudolph: No one really loves me.

(Y/N): are you sure?

Rudolph: yeah.

(Y/N), aggressively pointing at herself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT!!???!?

(Y/N): Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Rudolph: Because their hands are to shor-

(Y/N): because they're dead.

Tony: *Facepalms*

(Y/N), In wolf form: *Crashes into dinning room chasing after red light*

Tony, also in wolf form: *Bounces over (Y/N) in pursuit of red light*

Rudolph, controlling the red light: *Laughing hysterically.*

Anna, beside Rudolph: *Also laughing hysterically*

Gregory, turning to Adam, sighing: This is the shit I deal with.

(Y/N): You know those moments when I tell you something is a bad idea-

Tony, about to swallow one hundred glow sticks knowing he can't die just to see if he'll glow: And then I ignore you? Yeah.

Fredrick: You're very mature for your age.

(Y/N): Thank you. It's the trauma.

(Y/N): How long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?

Tony: Just give him a few more minutes.

Rudolph: *Pushing on a door that clearly says pull*

(Y/N): You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Adam: That's what you do?

(Y/N): Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

(Y/N): What are you, five?

Gregory: *snorts* Yeah, five heads taller than you.

(Y/N):

Gregory:

Gregory: I'm sorry please don't kill me-