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3✿ impact genshin

'Squadbaku'

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[Y/N]
Sometimes Im having a normal day and ill remind myself that I'll probably be dead by next week

[Kiwishima]
...

[Y/N]
So that's cool

[Kiwishima]
Y/N are you okay

[Y/N]
What oh yh yh ofc

[Kiwishima]
Oh okay

[Y/N]
NO I'm not okay idk if I should give genshin my money so i can pull zhongli

THIS WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM IF MIHOYO DIDNT GIVE ME JEAN INSTEAD OF ZHONGLI

76 WISHES DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN

Fuck this STUPID GAME!/11//1/1/11!!

[Kiwishima]
Are you still stuck on that???

[MINAA✨]
kiri you don't understand that stuff is ADDICTING. I'm ar48

[Y/N]
Well suck it im at 50 BIIITCH

[MINAA✨]
YKNOW WHAT FUCK YOU

YOU CANT EVEN ROLL GOOD ARTIFACTS TO ASCEND UR WL SO STFU

[Y/N]
wait rlly? 😔

[MINAA✨]
no i was joking pls dont cry omg no bestie

[Y/N]
TEEHEE U JUST GOT PRANKED HEHE EX-DEE EL-OH-EL

I hate myself after typing that

[Kiwishima]
Anyway,,,, if you want the character so much why not just go for it?

[Y/N]
You say that as if I have money

I'm broke lmaoo

Well I say broke but what I really mean is I like to save more than I like to buy out of guilt that I'm wasting money that others could be using because am I even rlly worth it to even have any money at all cuz I'm barely doing anything with my life and I don't even know if I'll become a successful hero cuz what if kamino or usj just happens again like then what will I even be able to properly help people and be a hero and what if I don't do I then just starve and put a bad reputation on heroes and the hero community? And if I do then will my friends even still be here?

TL;DR when I say I have no money I mean I like to save my money instead of spend

[Kiwishima]
did you stop going to mr mic's music therapy

[Y/N]
I stopped going to st. michaels music therapy yep

[MINAA✨]
I don't blame you tbh like he's rlly cool and stuff and sweet but i have to ask momo to make ear plugs everytime to wear in english, sooo

[Y/N]
innit like mf's hero name is present mic as if he even needs a microphone

and his therapy wasnt even 'therapy' he just wanted ppl to vibe to his soundcloud songs w him and talk about parrots and squeeze stress toys

he could breathe in the next room and you'd still be wondering if he's in the room

BTW MINA BB CAN I COME TO UR WORLD L8R I NEED SILK FLOWERS AND I DONT LIKE SOCIAL INTERACTION

[MINAA✨]
LMAO dont lie it's not that you don't like social interaction it's that everyone kicks you out cuz you don't stop flexing ur venti and hu tao you prick

[Y/N]

ANYWAYY IM LOGGING ON NOW BYEBYE KIWISHIMI MY BESTIE BOY <£3,3<3<3<3£<

[Kiwishima]
No comment bcs i want to spare your feelings of rejection but LY2 !!!

[Y/N]
still a win in my books smirks in italian

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[MINAA✨]
anywayy kiri sero txted me to let u know he's stuck in the dumpster bins behind the mcdonalds near the school and wants you to bring him his hannah montana cds before he dies so !! have fun 1!!!

[Kiwishima]
Im sorry what

[MINAA✨]
BYE BESTIEEE GIGGLES IN ITALIAN

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[Kiwishima]
they dont even know 'hello' in italian ,, ,

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[BOOM BOOM BAYBEEE!!] logged on.

[BOOM BOOM BAYBEEE!!]
wtf happened here

[expired off-brand ribena that tastes like shit]
i dont know but y/n and mina are kinda hot when theyre frustrated lol

they didnt even notice me the whole time

[BOOM BOOM BAYBEEE!!]
literally fuck off and get run over by a truck you shit-ass extra

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👉👈 do any of u play genshin impact on NA or EU,,,, looks around,,,,

also fuck mineta. i dont like death threats and telling ppl to die but he's an exception