Jojo siwa in my house

shes here

it was 10 pm.
you were trying to watch pornhub
but it won't load
because your wifi
is dog shit
and your brother
Is using it
To do homework
Like a nerd

And then you hear
The noise
The door
Opening
Slowly
Screeching
The sound of ur pet cat screaming bc there's this random bald bitch breaking into your house

You get up from bed.

and leave your room
You leave your phone behind
It's set
To delete all history
Because you're not sure if u will come back from this alive

Your feet are cold
Against the floor
Why the fuck
Is the floor cold

Ur mom is passed tf out in her bed bc that bitch drink too much

And ur dad is at the store getting milk

It's 10 pm
And jojo siwa is in your house

You turn the corner
You see the shimmer of her ponytail

It's beautiful

You want it
You creep up behind her
And chop it off
With the safety scissors you use
To cut your hair
When you have
A mental breakdown

She screams
She felt the weight of her ponytail leave her head

Your mom is still asleep and u think
Damn
That bitch is probably dead to be honest

Jojo turns around
And looks at you
With the most terrifying gaze you'd ever seen
Since you watched twilight

I haven't seen that movie
Idk what I'm saying

Jojo grabs your arm
Which is Connected
To your hand
And your hand
Is connected
To your fingers
And your fingers
Are holding
Her decapitated
Head follicles

She rips the ponytail out
Of your hand

You are too scared
To scream
Your cat
Just
Shat on your
Favorite shorts

And your brand new comforter

Fuck
Moms gonna kill you

Jojo starts muttering ancient Latin

A dark silhouette appears behind her
It begins to take shape of a human

With short
Hair

A suit

And the face of Ellen Degeneres

It begins to walk towards you

What the frick

It grabs your face
And jojo grabs your ankles
They flip you over
Like a pizza pie

What
Do people
Even flip pizzas

I don't know

I grew up in a forest
Where the only food was the souls of the innocent

Your face gets crushed like
Caesar Zeppeli

you can feel your face peeling off like dead skin stuck to a face mask

You immediately shit your pants

you are stuck

You cannot move a single muscle
Except for your voice muscles I don't know what those are called also what the fuck

You mutter out your last words

"Despacito"