SATIRE!!!
I WAS TRYING TO WRITE A MINX X READER ONESHOT I FELT MY PERIOD GONSAHHAUDNAKSKAJAJ IT'S TWO AM WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A UTERUS LEAVE ROGHT NOW PEOPLE WITH UTERUS I'M GONNA CRY I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM I'M LAZYYYY
UPDATE ONE: NEVERMIND JUST CACA
UPDATE TWO: BLOODY CACA
UPDATE 3: BLOODY CACA WITH CHUNKS OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
UPDATE 420: I PUT THE TERD BACK IN IT FELT RLLY GOOD WHO'S DOIN NO POOP JANUARY
UPDATE CINCO: LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A TERD 😭