Dean gets nailed but not by Cas

Summaries Part 1

so this will be me describing things, no one asked but here i am.

buffy the vampire slayer:
so yk in almost every horror movies (cliche ones) where a girl is all vulnerable and gets killed by a big mean ugly monster, gRrR, well buffy is the same. HA HA sike, so basically, iN eVEry gEnEratiOn, ThEre iS A cHOsEn oNe,,, and oop buff buff is the chosen one, well til she dies, comes back, a new one is called then she dies so another is called,,, fAiTh the dArk slAyer, aka buffys girlfriend. and the writer is quite smart although we hate him because he's kills everyones ship COUGH COUGH, well he uses the monsters gRrR ArRg, as metaphors so eg feeling dissociated and "invisible" you turn invisible and try to kill the schools hbic 🙄.... well n e ways buffy, the vUMpYr sLayEh, has well many live interests, college boy fuckabout haha fire bad tree pretty BONK! then mr military boy, and yk a few oTHer inconveniences. the main two are two old asf vUmPyRs (yes the things buffy is supposed to kill) and gets it on. BUT WAIT vamp numero uno goes batshit and loses his soul after they do the hanky panky??? ah right aNgeLoUs big scary one of the worst in history but he was ensouled by jypsies.... but when he had that mOment of trUe haPpiNess, nO a big black blob did not consume him and stole him from his gay lover, like i said he went batshit crazy and killed many oNe being daddy giles' girlfriend HEY HEY HEY LADIES hes single now ;)) but i'll race ya!

n e ways when that goes out the window awWWw Bangel is over boo hoo, bla bla bla she dies again whOOp she was in hEeEaVeNNn and she's not exactly happy to be back alive, so what's the rational thing to do? sleep with vUmPyR 2 wooOo now most of you are probably like MmmMm jAMmEs well if yk me in pretty mEHhHh i like all ships- oh did i mention buffys bsf is as straight as a rainbow slinky, then her lover gets shot by some nerd then she goes dArK- well now you do but buff buff is really going through it yk, many battles, saving her friends multiple times!!!!!!! but yk when there's a slight inconvenience in the end of the world they kick her out and try to kill her lover :) ANYWAYS them but he's almost die but buddy is a hErO and saves them, helps them, oFc and then well saved the world leaving a big ass hOle where suNnYdAle was. so that's pretty much it... until it continues in the comics but don't ask me i do not know what the flying weasel happens so, the enD <3