𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚:
- 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛 𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗞
- 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙
- 𝗕𝗢𝗬 𝗫 𝗕𝗢𝗬
- 𝗟𝗕𝗚𝗧+
- 𝗚𝗔𝗬𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗦:
Russia: 28
USSR: 26——————
Russia's POV;
It was late in the afternoon when I was coming back from the store to the, 'Countryhuman House' I smiled that I can finally meet my bae after 3 hours. I opened my Tesla car and hopped in, placing my bags on the seat next to myself. I started to drive the car going back home which took me around 30 minutes.
USSR's POV:
I was bored and started missing Russia, so I decided in the time before he comes home, I will fake my death to prank him. I went to the storage room which was filled with Halloween items. I grabbed the fake blood and a fake stabbing knife. I giggled and went to the non carpentered living room. I splashed some fake blood on the knife and the put it though my shirt and jacket, I put the shirt and jacket on and put blood around my left side. I heard a car pull up and I quickly ran to the nearest storage door and put the fake blood away. I payed back into position and laid dead.
Russia's POV:
I pulled up and whistled happily whilst getting the bags, I hopped out of the car and I yawn, I unlocked the door and saw USSR laying on the floor. I dropped the non-fragile bags and I ran to him crying and yelling.
RUSSIA: "BABE!"
RUSSIA: "WAKE UP PLEASE..."
RUSSIA: "DONT LEAVE ME..Please!.."I went to the kitchen to grab myself a knife and was about to kill myself before..
USSR POV:
I was laying dead trying not to laugh until I saw Russia was trying to kill himself. I "woke up" and yelled for him to stop. "NO STOP PLEASE!" I stood up and showed him it was a fake knife. Russia threw the knife at the wall over my shoulder and I jumped...scared. He went towards me and I threw myself into his arms nearly crying,
USSR: "I'm sor-"
RUSSIA: "Shut up you idiot."
I sighed knowing Russia won't forgive me. I looked at Russia, "You're not going to forgive me are you?"
RUSSIA's POV:
I kissed USSR on his lips and hugged him even more tighter. I looked away and asked, "Why did you prank me?"
USSR: "I thought it would be funny, and I was bored...please forgive me..please?"
RUSSIA: "I already forgave you silly."
USSR' "What can I do for you to forgive me?"
RUSSIA: "Well, maybe we can, ya'know..."USSR raised an eyebrow high
RUSSIA: "Maybe do the dirty."
USSR blushed and I smirked. "𝗶'𝗹𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺." - Russia.
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✨💙 RUSSIA X USSR ❤️✨ (ONESHOTS)
Roman d'amourThis story contains bottom USSR and Top Russia. No, they are not related only In some AU's, if you don't like the sound of this. I kindly ask you to go away. x