BFB WORLD- ASK OR DARE

Uninteresting Chapter (Deceiving, not true!)

This chapter has personal headcanons, but they're pretty vague and only on one ask. If you read this past TPOT 2, which hasn't come out yet, they may be proven false.

ST: Hello everybody! Welcome to the best ask or dare for 2763 miles, and the kind of thing that ranks #1 on the TPOT tag! If I'm being honest, I have you guys to thank. You guys are here, not only reading this but helping to make more content for it! You do it even though you're not obligated to, and that's really kind of you. Did I mention that we here in the show love you? Because we do.

Prox: Can confirm.

ST: I take in enough sweet stuff, so let's get to the asks and dares!

Prox: There's something you need to mention.

ST: What was it again.. oh right! Four can't be asked nor dared at the moment, due to unfortunate circumstances, and X isn't quite in the mood to participate, so don't ask or dare them!

Prox: (If you didn't read this, and dare or ask them anyway, ST and I will do them ourselves, since we don't put asks to waste unless they can't can't be done, but there's no reason to not ask or dare us directly.)

ST: Another changed thing: the empty room in the hosts' area, the one not taken by Four, I mean, is going to somebody the series hasn't seen in years! Say hello to the Announcer!

Announcer: Hi.

ST: You can ask or dare him, but he hasn't been in this show in years (the show's been around for a while, but we only got on this network early last year. And it was a failure then so nobody got asked or dared anyway) so don't go too far.

Announcer: Oh please. I can handle anything.

ST: Say-that-all-you-want but now: we have our asks and our dares! We're starting with the asks. Tree, how does it feel to prevent death?

Tree: We've been doing it for three years, so it feels pretty normal.

ST: Oh, and an ask for both Winner and Loser! What were your performances like?

Winner: They were not only so much fun to do, the audience seemed to like them! But we strayed a little far from originality.

Loser: Straying a little further from originality was no big deal. Winner wanted things to go back to being "original," which I can understand, but they faded into obscurity because they were too stubborn to move on.

Winner: Loser, don't talk about me like I'm not here... anyway, he said that performance is about what the fans want. I said it was about what the performers want. Needless to say, we couldn't stay together like that. I guess you were right,
Loser. I'm only here because I couldn't stay there, but maybe this was a good choice. Being here, with all of you, I mean.

Loser: "You do you."

ST: Before our dares, a short commercial break.

Meanwhile.....

???: It's time to give her what she deserves.

????: For what..?

???: For treating Proxie-Poo like a chew toy!

????: Why is there a laser gun here?

It's too dark to read the label. SweetTooth is taking a nap.

???: Oh... oh my! Shre was gonna kill them! My dearest was going to suffer such a horrible fate..!

????: Enough talk, and get rid of her!

???: Shall we use her own weapon against her..?

????: Equal, are you insane.... oh....? Maybe that is a good idea!