Port Mafia's UA student

Two

Lmao there's more reads for this in Ao3 and they're supportive asf-

Dazai and Chuuya stared at Mori like two lunatics in the middle of the road. "School? Have you finally lost your mind, Mori-san?"

Elise, (who I totally haven't forgotten about) giggled. "Just show them what's inside the envelope, Rintaro. They seem frustrated enough." Mori sighed. He wanted to screw around with their heads a little bit more.

Sliding the pure white sleeve over to their side of the office table, Mori let Dazai take the time to narrow his eyes before encouraging them to take it. Dazai huffs childishly. Not that he wasn't used to it, but the blood currently on his clothes (and bandages) is irritating, and is making his skin itchy. Reaching over slowly was a partial way of soothing itches slightly; the cloth wrinkles and stretches, so then the resulting texture brushes over the itch. And of course, Dazai does so.

The wax isn't a hard thing to pry off, but Chuuya didn't care and ripped one end of the tantalizing paper wrap and hurriedly reading the content after Dazai handed it over. Dazai was honestly impressed at how fast Chuuya's skin lost its color. But when Dazai read it, he can't exactly blame Chuuya.

Dazai groaned into his pillow. A thick folder laid on a nearby table, and packed luggage sat on the floor beside the bed.

Mori assigned him to infiltrate Yuuei of all places to eliminate the group that Chuuya himself dubbed, the 'League of Losers'. Dazai wholeheartedly thinks it's a fitting name.

Well, at least he won't be going alone; Mori said Chuuya'll be joining him as a transfer student. Which means he'll have to spend time with the class alone.

Well shit. Dazai's too unsociable for this-

Not to say that this was a favour. From the famous Principal Nezu. Apparently he found out that two of the applicants are from the famed Sludge Incident and wanted protection. In Soukoku terms, more like babysitting.

Mori used manipulation!

It was super effective!

Soukoku uses escape, but it failed!

Mori uses MasterBall!

Soukoku has been captured!

...yeah. Pokemon. I swear I've been playing that too much—

A ring sounded from Dazai's phone, rousing the tired brunette from stress-induced sleep.

Grasping around the bedside table, Dazai fumbled around with the phone and without looking at the caller ID, answered. Just to immediately regret said action. Damn, harsh for you, bud.

"Dazaaii-kuuun~ Are your belongings packed? You're scheduled to leave Yokohama this evening." Mori's voice overflowed with sickeningly sweet honey. Dazai blanched.

"gO AwAAaAyyY"

On the other side of the phone, Mori absentmindedly wrote his reply to UA, as well as warnings and how to deal with Dazai because Dazai is an absolute handful when dealt by people who don't know him enough and we all know that. I mean, look at Kunikida's poor sanity- I mean- sanity? what's that-

He also wrote down Dazai harmful habit and is already writing down the best ways to corner Dazai to feed him.

"Are you drunk, Dazai-kun?"

Dazai giggled drunkenly to further fool the father Mori. Obviously for shits and giggles. "nOoOooOO"

Mori sighed. "At least tell me you're ready right now, Dazai-kun." Dazai faked a hiccup and slurred his words even more. "y-YeAaaaHHhhH hIc" Dazai got up and mimicked the steps of a drunk man he saw with Oda last month.