Duckugou was walking down a street smoking some pot when he came upon a lump on the street. Curious, he kicked the lump. The lump twitched, so he picked it up.
It turns out the lump had a blanket on and inside was a cloud. The cloud yawned. Duckugou, shell shocked, let go. The cloud just floated though.
"What the heck!" Duckugou yelled, and the cloud snapped in the direction of Duckugou.
"Ah, it is Duckugou." The cloud said. It was purple and pink, and looked like cotton candy.
"What the hell are you?!" Duckugou asked. The cloud seemed irate at the question.
"A cloud dumbass." The cloud swayed slowly. "I'm here to tell you about a great danger. One that will sweep the land."
Duckugou cocked an eyebrow.
"Huh?" The cloud seemingly fumed.
"The giraffes will turn on you Duckugou!" At this, Duckugou laughed.
"Yesh right. They're all loyal to me and the throne of Overlord." Duckugou shook his head and wagged his finger as if talking to a child. The cloud went silent.
"Cloud thing?" Duckugou asked. He heard a sight come from the cloud.
"Be prepared at least Duckugou, or war will befall this land.
The cloud 'poofed' and disappeared.
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Ducku's Bizzare Adventures: The Crackhead Crusaders
FanfictionThis is Crack This is just about the stories from a discord server put into a story.
