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The Despair Hole

The Despair Hole

(We walked in the Deadlands)

Me: I'm so excited to go there

Bennett: (roll eyes) .... I hate that place

Cardinal: the deadlands ? I know ... it's spooky

Bennett: not that. The place we're going

Cardinal: What's the problem with this place... it sounds so nice well I guess... it is

Bennett: They are weird people in that shithole 😒 , they're not like hardcore douches like you see in the movies

Cardinal: what do you mean ?

Bennett: they fruit up

Cardinal: ???!

Me: it's a bit pejorative but I'm sure you get the picture

Cardinal: not really but nevermind that. why are we going there ? is there an eleventh polyhedron located there or.... ? Why didn't the rest come with us ?

Bennett: it's complicated and there's someone Iconic people that Bad simps Over, good luck bearing with the fans, I can smell the cat piss and buttcrack coming from here

Me: that's kinda Gay

Cardinal: But If you hate that place, why did you tag along with us ?

Bennett: Let's say it might get ugly and blame Acadiso for it while the others are on another mission 😒

Cardinal: ?!!!

Me: I'm not a fucking simp

Bennett: tell yourself that simp boy

Cardinal: Bennett ? Why are we going there, I mean if it's to see a hot chick that most people-

Bennett: I'm looking for this person because apparently she has crucial informations on Arkso

Me: I can smell the perfume of-

Bennett: Bad !

Me: oh right

Bennett: Should have brought Duke 😒

Me: there it is ! OMG OMG

Cardinal: Bad. Chill what's so special about this place or this chick besides having a great voice and good looking ?

Bennett: Jealous Cardinal 😏 ?

Cardinal: No 😐, just curious. I don't get jealous that easily but there's something off about that girl, no offence to Bad.

Bennett: Yeah whatever... (Sighs) this may look shocking to you

(He opens the door and we entered)

Me: O_O

Cardinal: Jesus Christ !

Bennett: My God, this exceed my expectations

Me: Ew...

(We walk towards someone who keeps the entrance)

???: Welcome to the DP, please tell me your name and age and gender

Me: Is this dude serious ? (whisper to Bennett)

Bennett: just play along with this

(So we told our name, age and gender)

???: you may pass but we're watching you

Cardinal: (Worried) what is that supposed to mean ?

???: we have rules here if you follow them ... it's going to be alright