The party

Will: hi!

Lucas: Hello there

Dustin: hola

Mike: what

Lucas: why so moody

Mike: because el broke up with me

Will: oh I'm sorry

Mike: i love her still tho

Lucas: Why did she dump u

Mike: she said she didnt like my species

Lucas: What?

Dustin: girls are confusing sometimes bro

Will: yeah what dustin said

Mike: Well idc anymore

Will: oh

Lucas: thats the spirit buddy

Mike: never call me buddy again

Dustin: oh ok buddy

Mike: No.

Lucas:😏

Will: so umm...

Mike: Whats wrong

Lucas: yeah u seem quite today

Dustin: i want chocolate pudding

Mike: Shut up Dustin

Lucas: Yeah shut up

Dustin: i just wanna be....appreciated

Mike: come on will what were u gonna say

Will: u know my sister right

Lucas: Yep

Max: Omg can u guys stop blowing up my phone me and el are having a girls day

Will: without me?!?!?!?

Will: rude😤

Max: LMAO u live in maine how would u come

Mike: Also...ur not a girl

Lucas: He could be

Dustin: trans queen

Will: oh I'm not trans

Max: we been knew bruh

Mike: Shut up max he was talking about his sister

Max: what sister lol

Will: do u know that girl i was hanging out with before we moved

Max: yeah i thought you were dating her

Dustin: *sigh* Alexa play Sweet Home Alabama

El: SHUT UP YALL I'M TRYIN TO DO MY NAILS

Mike: why did el get to visit hawkins but will doesnt

Will: because i have to stay here with Rylie

Mike: Ugh i hate her

                   *Will added Rylie*

Rylie: took u long enough

Rylie:  mike i hate u more

Mike: not a chance

Rylie: HAHA EL BROKE UP WITH U

Mike: will control ur sister

Will: Yes go off on him

Mike: *Is visibly offended*

Rylie: i will make u proud william

Will: Dont call me that

Mike: you sound like my brothers boyfriend

Lucas: Brother???

Will: Wait richie has a boyfriend!

Mike: well not yet but they flirt ALOT

Will: Whats his name

Mike: Eddie

Will: oh where does he live again

Mike: Idk i havent seen my real dad in years

Lucas: Teds not ur real dad?

Mike: nope

Dustin: who is then?

Mike: his name is Wentworth toizer

Lucas: Haha mike toizer

       *Max changed mikes name to*
                       Mike tozier

Mike Tozier: no

      * Mike tozier changed his name to       
                              Mike*

Rylie: party pooper

Dustin: JSNSNDBRHR POOPER SNSNE

Max: u are so immature

Will: Max u laughed at Mr buttox

Max: His name was literally BUTTOX who wouldnt

Will: Me

Max: besides u

Will: Mike

Mike: Correct

Lucas: Can we go to bed school is tommorow

Rylie: OH SHIT I FORGOT

Will: LANGUAGE

Rylie: sorry will

Lucas: Go To SLEEEEEEEP

Mike: no

Will: Mike go to sleep

Mike: Ok

Rylie: 👀👀👀👀 oh-

Lucas: LMAO GAY

Dustin: gay boi wheeler

Mike: No I'm straight

Will: Rylie said that and look where we are now

Rylie: WILL😡🔫

Will: Rylie why are u at my door

Mike: U gonna die

Will: I just got punched

Rylie: damn right he did

Lucas: go to sleep now

Will: Fine.





                       *Authors note*
          This story is a mess already




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