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likeda by haileesteinfeld and 2,456,892itrooms @kendalljenner and @harrystyles were spotted together in London, once again! When will things be official? We can't wait to know if these five dates were real dates

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likeda by haileesteinfeld and 2,456,892
itrooms @kendalljenner and @harrystyles were spotted together in London, once again! When will things be official? We can't wait to know if these five dates were real dates.
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harrystyles how would I know, it's like she doesn't want to see me anymore
- kendalljenner we were literally together last night?
- harrystyles oh yeah that's right ;)

liampayne actually, I'd say they went on 7 dates, not 5, just saying
- harrystyles rly liam? don't you also want to tell them what's my toothpaste?
- zayn correct me if I'm wrong, I believe it tastes like strawberries

niallhoran otp
- hendallaremyparents well larries, even captain niall ship harry and kendall
- larrieshabitsss pls, who cares larry is real

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harry: I was thinking of something

kendall: yeah?

harry: do you know anyone that I can introduce to my single friends?

kendall: zayn or niall?

harry: I'm gonna say both, but I'm not sure that niall is over hailee

kendall: well, if zayn wants so, I can introduce him to gigi

harry: YES

harry: I mean, yeah sure, sounds cool

kendall: nice, we'll talk about it tomorrow at dinner

harry: where are we eating? your place or my place?

kendall: you can come, I'll cook

harry: are you sure? because last time, I remember you saying that you can't cook

kendall: fine, I planned to order chinese food

harry: I love that! see ya tomorrow xx

*harry switches to convo with zayn*

harry: great news my dude

zayn: you got me a date with your momma?

harry: fuck off

harry: okay, I won't tell you

zayn: please, tell me I'm sorry

harry: fine

harry: kendall proposed me to introduce you to gigi

zayn: REALLY

zayn: HAROLD THAT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

harry: I didn't ask, she proposed for you

zayn: ok, we'll see

harry: shut up, you are already in love

zayn: -_-

*harry switches to convo with niall*

harry: how are you doing man?

niall: hum I'm okay what?

harry: wrote any songs recently?

niall: harry, I'm a musician

niall: thank god I write songs

niall: what are you doing? are you trying to steal one my song?

harry: what??? no!!!!

harry: what is your last song about

niall: it's Still, you already heard it

harry: yay release it

niall: no, it's for another album

niall: and it hurts too much for now

harry: oh so this is about hailee

niall: no actually it's about my aunt's horse

niall: YES it's about the love of my life that I just lost

harry: sorry, man

niall: it's okay

niall: what was your point?

harry: just knowing in what state of mind you are feeling right now

niall: okay, well I'm not okay

harry: I'm sorry

niall: it's okay, one day it will be better

harry: everything gets better at some point

niall: yes, and you proved that

harry: :)

niall: :)


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niall and hailee were the cutest I can't

also, we got zayn's baby girl's name!!! khai is amazing

take care and love<3

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