taehyung: hair is so weird
taehyung: it just... comes out of your head... and even when you cut it, it keeps coming back
taehyung: and it's not alive, but it grows really long
taehyung: and it doesn't even do anything, it just sits there connected to your head
taehyung: where does it come from? what's it made of?jimin: i can't handle this at 2am