jimin: [comes with guilty look] hey hobi. guess what. i'm pregnant...
hoseok, panic mode: what?! damn it jimin!! i've told you to wear extra protection if you go out with yoongi!!
jimin: he used it! it's just... ripped!
hoseok and jimin, panic mode:
namjoon: [comes and flicks their foreheads] first of all, jimin you're a dude and you're not pregnant. secondly, hoseok he's a boy and he can't be pregnant! lastly, what kind of normal person drank ten bottles of soju in the morning??
