Maple: Still, sadgorl ng taon. Pakshet na Jaiz! Putangina n'ya! Magka-aids sana s'ya. Punyeta.
Zach: Are u drunk or what?
Maple: Tipsy lang naman. Putangina talaga. Hindi ko kayo nilalahat, ah? Pero putangina, bakit ba ang hilig ng karamihan sa inyo sa sex?
Zach: Hindi naman sa mahilig. Sabi nga sa studies.. mens are naturally.. Yk what i mean.. And don't drink too much if u don't want another series of u, drunktexting.
Maple: Naturally.. ? Tigang? Oo alam ko 'yon. Yea, i know medj sober na aq.
Zach: I bet ur drinking bc of that ass, right? Did u see him with someone else?
Maple: I always see him with someone else. Pero this time ang kingina.. sa roommate ko pa! Putangina.
Zach: C'mon.. Let it go
Maple: Putangina talaga! Alam mo 'yung feeling na gagong-gago ka na? Seryoso ba s'ya sa pangga-gago nya? Kasi PUTANGINA ANG SAKIT SAKIT NA! ANG SAKIT SAKIT NA! ANG HIRAP MAG MOVE ON AMPUCHA! MAKAKAPAGMOVE ON KA BA, E PALAGI MO SYANG NAKIKITA?? TAPOS PURO SAKIT PA DALA NG KINGINA! MASAMA NA KUNG MASAMA PERO MAGKA-AIDS SANA S'YA! PUTRAGIS NA PAG-IBIG 'TO.
Zach: I don't know what to say.. I don't know what to do.. Pero.. kumain ka na ba?
Mapple:
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Zach: Tss. I'm just thinking if u eat na kasi almost 10 pm pa lang pero tipsy ka na.
Maple: Tsh. Nangch-charot lang e. I got really entertained while talking to u, e. Nagiging sober ako HAHAHA
Zach: Wow. So, clown na pala ako ngayon?😃
Maple: Parang gano'n na nga😇
Zach: Aight. Since u got me really distracted then let's chat na lang..
Maple: Uy gago may ginagawa ka ba? Nakakaistorbo aq?
Zach: Nope. Not really. Just watching sa Netflix after finishing some requirements and such..
Maple: Me time pala. Ano pinapanood mo?
Zach: Stranger Things S2
Maple: Whaaaat?!! Huuuuy, maganda 'yaan!! 😍😍😍 super grabe! 💯
Zach: Oops. No spoilers allowed🙅
Maple: 'Di ako spoiler, 'no!
Zach: Edi hindi. Recommend me smth to watch after this.
Maple: Attack on Titan! Uwuu! Still.. Levi Ackerman ftw!😍 More on anime ako ngayon e. Ahm.. what genre ba 'yung madalas mong panoorin?
Zach: Hmm.. aon i'm more of fantasy or scifi.
Maple: Fantasy but ur watching Stranger Things S2?👀
Zach: Lol. Someone recommend it to me and it's my 3rd movie on this day, the 1st and 2nd was scifi, 'kay? And besides.. its sort of fantasy kaya!
Maple: Meh. I'm just teasing u so.. Conyo😩 But anyways, basa ka na lang. Kakabasa ko lang ng wattpad (and ik that ur not a wper) and now, i'm shifting to english romance novels.. and.. next will be manhua.
Zach: Whatever. Ur such a bookworm. Hey, wru? Are u home?
Maple: Nope. I am Maple, not home.😄 Anyways, yes i'm AT home. And... yes im a bookworm. Won't deny the fact😝
Zach: Whatever, nerd. Hmm.. now, i am wondering on how u looklike? I imagine u as a nerd with big eyeglasses, sweaters or cardigan in everythin', curly haired and smth with a nerdy vibe. Hahaha. Don't blame me😋
Maple: Ashsbwhhqhba-- Nah-ah Won't fall with that..
Zach: Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'm just curious.
Maple: Aight. Gonna give u this.. I am NOT nerd, 'kay? I wore glasses but not glasses like Betty La Féa Hmm.. i wear jeans most of the time. Highwaisted, loose, faded, ripped jeans. Basta jeans and kahit ano sa top tho i wear dress sometimes. Ikaw??
Zach: It depends on my mood whatever i wear. Pants, shirts, polo..
Maple: Meh. We're both typical. Can't find u in ADMU with that kind of description.
Zach: Oh.. so ur planning to??
Maple: Still, nah. Yoko nga.
Zach: Lol. I tried..
Maple: C'mon. Continue binge-watching movies there. I gotta finish this After trilogy pa, para makacope up ako sa movie. Gogogo!
Zach: Aight. Goodluck if u could finsih a trilogy in a day!
Maple: Beats me😎
Zach: Seriously? Whatever, go read na. Hangover reliever ba 'yan?
Maple: Yeps. Manood ka na d'yan. Stop texting me. Bye. Night!
