Some funny bs u should tell all em uglies:)

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If laughter is the best medicine your face is curing the world.

Some people are like clouds when they disappear, it's a beautiful day.

Don't be ashamed of who you are, that's your parents job.

It's ok if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to be right.

No, I checked my receipt, I didn't buy any of your bullshit.

Some ppl are like school in July, no class.

No need for insults, your face is one on its own.

Zombies eat brains, your safe.

We're you born on a highway cause that's where most mistakes happen.

Mirrors don't lie, lucky for you they also can't laugh.

(Only some will get this)
Your birth certificate is an apology letter, from the condom factory.

If your gunna be two faced at least make sure one of them is pretty

Roses are red violets are blue, my mother made me, what happened to you?

Twinkle twinkle little star, your uglier then her car. (Rusty, dusty, musty car)

Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 19, 2021 ⏰

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