So ay I was in New York in Manhattan in this tiny ass record store and I'm talkin to this dude in my New York accent he says hey let's go to dunkies get ouselfs a iced cowfee and I'm like well what's yo name and he looks at me dead in the eye ands like "I'm Julian koster the base guitarist for neutral milk hotel" so I'm lile cool cool but what music do ya listen to and I kid ya not he looks me dead in the eye and says weeza. I listen to weeza. I'm like woah Julian koster the base guitarist fo neutral milk hotel I didn't know I was talkin to a male minapulator let's go to ikea so fun fact fo ya we actually get a cab and I I kid ya not the cab driver was my ex ! Crazy right I mean get load of this guy we hadn't talked since 98' so he says hi and me and Julian koster jump in the cab we're driven to Ikea when all the sudden my phone rings but get this: it's Jeff magnum the vicoalist and guitarist fo neutral milk hotel but get this: he says to me. At any chance ya seen Julian koster? The tour bus leavin in 15. I'm astonished. My ikea date is leaving me for the tour bus but get this: Julian koster actually asks me to go on the rest of tour with him. Crazy right!
