long story short...A bear ate my cock off

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Christopher gets to his appointment.
CHRISTOPHER!!!
Christopher turns around.
Christopher: Aww shit.
A girl going up to him.
???: Where were you!
Christopher: Ugh... My mate house.
???: For five years?
Christopher: We talk about this another time.
???: FUCK NO!
Christopher: Fucksakes Shankira!
Shankira: Where you with that girl Sapine!
Christopher: She just a friend!
Shankira: Oh is she?
Christopher: Yes!
Shankira: Them what's this then?!
She puts out pack of condoms.
Christopher: Oh they're my pills for my heart.
Shankira: I know you have a heart problem but these are not it... You basard!
Christopher: We broke up years ago when I was 13.
Shankira: You broke up with me for her.
Christopher: Who?
Shakira: I don't know?
Christopher: Oh jesus kill me Here We can talk about it at Cain's house I meet you there.
Shankira goes to cain's house.
Christopher goes to his apartment.
Christopher: Crazy Nut head.
At Dylan's Appointment he was with Ryan and Abin Stroking Weed.
Abin: Dylan you going to that Script Club.
Dylan: Maybe?...
Ryan: Man last time we were there was a girl giving me a blow job.
Abin: That wasn't a girl...
Ryan: Wait what?...
Dylan: Boys I don't want to do stupid shit. I just want to sleep.
Abin: Ahh shut the fuck up dumbass.
Ryan: Boys I think I'm into boys now..
At Christopher's Appointment he dog gets On the bed.
Christopher: Hey there Scooby...What that someone at the door.
Christopher gets up and goes to the door.
Christopher: Please don't be Shankira.
He opens the door and it's women name Dasley.
Dasley: Jesus you really are out.
She walks in.
Christopher: Do come in...
Dasley: Where is she?...
Christopher: Who?
Dasley: That nut head Shankira where is she.
Christopher: She was here and I kicked her out.
Dasley looks at Christopher... Someone big and she thinks.
Dasley: So you break up with her?
Christopher: No she break my Ps5 and now she's paying for new one...
She puts her hands on his chest.
Dasley: You know we can do something... I always picturer you a badass with your mental bike.
Christopher: I have a car also... Ohhh... I see now.
She pushes Him to the bed and them weird shit starts to happening.
At Cain's office His friend Stephen was about to walk in.
Stephen: My name is Stephen and... Cain is the assistant of this building and the land lord this building is Lynn she a bitch!
He walks in and sees Cain Drinking.
Stephen: WHAT THE HELL CAIN YOU SAID YOU WON'T DRINK EVER AGAIN!
Cain: Fuck off Stephen.
Lynn walks in the office.
Lynn: Hi My name is Lynn I'm 24 years and I'm thrbland lord of this building.
So Dylan paid me €509 and he has everything paid. Darren also And.... Christopher... He pays me by something else....
Few years ago Christopher pulls Lynm in to his appointment and have something in the bed.
Lynn: Cain I want you to deal with the payment.
Cain: I'm working on it!
Yesterday
Cain: Ryan You have to pay your payment!
Ryan: FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING ALCOHOLIC!!
Cain: Come on Ryan You need to pay.
Ryan: FUCK OFF YOU OLD CUNT, MANUITED FOR LIFE BITCH!!
Dylan was walking and he heard something going on in Christopher's appointment.
Lynn: OH YEAH HARDER!! YEEESSS!!!
Dylan: What the fuck Darren is this for real.
Darren: Oh it's for real Dylan.
Stephen shows up.
Stephen: Chris you haven't paid your rent in a while.
Christopher: Oh fuck, Yeah I have paid it.
Lynn: OH YEEEESSS!!
Shankira shows up walking down the hall.
Shankira: Is that, the bitch Lynn.
Lynn: WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH YOU BUTCH!!
Christopher: CAN ALL YOUS SHUT THR FUCK UP!!
Dylan: Why won't you all do the man his business Stephen.
Stephen: YOU WANT FIGHT!
Dylan: I knock you fucking clean Out.
Dylan pushes Stephen at a wall and they started to fight.
Shankira: Get him Stephen!
Darren: Lads!
Christopher: CAN ALL YOUS FUCK OFF FOR GOD SAKE!!
At the night Darren was in his appointment and Christopher talking to him.
Christopher: Man I heard theses lads losw they're mother by a shouter...
Darren: Is it illegal?
Christopher: Kinda but we can't let these basards get away with it like come on man!
Darren: So what's the plan.
Christopher: What hear it...
Darren: Yes...

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