"Great. So Karma's a genius, amazing at fighting, is a sadist but also has a heart?" Oikawa asked. Akaashi nodded.
"Apparently."
"And Asano is a genius but also a stuck up jerk who wants to murder his dad's ideals, is a smaller version of his dad, a good leader, mister perfect and has messed up morals."
"That about sums it up." Suga said.
"I'm not even gonna bother about the rest." Oikawa said, his eyes narrowing. Asano and Karma. I have something you guys don't - information. I wonder if/when I'll end up running into Asano jr. Based on everything happening...
"So, sleep now or MHA?" Oikawa asked. Suga sighed.
"We're gonna watch it tomorrow. There are a lot of episodes and it's pretty late."
"Alright. I call bathroom first."
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"Good night everyone!"
"Good night!"
"Good night."
"Good night."
"Good night."
"Add some spice into your words for once! Anyway, nighty night time."
Oikawa's eyes fluttered as he listened to the sounds of people's breaths softening and become more even one by one. He waited a while to make sure they all actually were asleep before getting up and going outside.
"It really is a beautiful night. A clear sky and few people around. Just how I like it. It's right up there with all the other fake sh*t I do." Oikawa sighed as he laid down on the grass and looked up.
"How I wish I could be up there. But unfortunately, planets are not part of the area I can reach. If they were, I could prove once and for all that aliens truly do exist! It would actually make less sense if they didn't exist." Oikawa sighed as he looked up, a smile on his face. He laughed.
"I'm all alone and I'm still faking my smile. Isn't that just beautiful? My perfect, dazzling smile that can charm girls and boys alike and give people sexuality crises is fake. All fake. Fake fake fake fake fake. And will you look at that, I'm taking to myself, again." He said, bitterly.
"How long can I fake a smile before someone notices? Iwa-chan already knows but anyone else? How long until it starts fading? What do you think dad?" He looked up at the stars.
"Are you proud of your son?"
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"Wakey wakey!" Suga yelled. Oikawa groaned as he 'woke up'. In truth, he never really did end up sleeping last night. He just couldn't. But that was normal. And his skin somehow managed to stay perfect, not a single trace of dark circles anywhere.
"Get up guys. It's already 7."
"Wait what?!" Oikawa shot up. He ran to the bathroom and locked the door as Suga stared.
"Is seven o' clock really that late for him?" Akaashi asked. Kageyama shrugged.
"Knowing Oikawa-san, it probably is."
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"So, what first?"
"Do you all want to go to a cafe for breakfast?" Suga asked.
"Sure." Kenma said, looking up and putting his game down.
"Which one?" Oikawa asked, looking up from his nail filer.
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It's the Being Rude For Me - The Rude-to-Others Frio Series 1, Book 1
FanfictionIf Kei Tsukishima (Haikyuu), Oikawa Tooru (also Haikyuu), Katsuki Bakugo (BNHA) and Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom) all met. Chaos would definitely come forth but maybe they'll become friends. Maybe. Very low possibility but you know, they a...