Saiki wakes up and bipity boppity boos his clothes onto his naked bod. He goes down stares and meets his annoying parents, failure father #2 and mom.
*oh good Kusuo is awake now he can take me to work because I have no license because my license was taking away back in the 70's when I was involved in gang ban-*
"No." Saiki said annoyed.
"Oh but please Ku you have to or we'll have no money." Mom said pleadingly.
"Fine." Saiki said, annymoyed times 2. He teleported his dad to the strip club he works at and went to school. He heard the alarmed thoughts of his peers and looked back terrified, knowing what horrors await him. He seen nendo sprinting straight for him. "Hey buddy how was your day" the troglodyte said and he invaded saikis personal space bubble. "Don't be stupid nendo it's only nine am." Kaido commented like the little shit he is. *ugh why can't these dweebs just leave me alone.* saiki wined in his mind. "What did you say buddy?" Nendo said while smiling like a kawaii anime girl. *NANI? Did he ppossibly hear me? Did I say that out loud? No impossible I don't make mistakes.* saiki thought like an idiot. As the gang made they're way to the school yard, they see a bright ball of light skip over to them. When you squint your eyes you can see it is the most prettiest perfectist girl in the world, Terhuhashi Kokomi. A.k.a saikis #1 fan girl and future girl friend. Nendo, completely smitten by the appearance of terhuahauhahan, pees himself in delite. "NENDO! YOUR PEE GOT ON MY UNIFORM! NOW I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS COMEPLETLY NAKED!" Kaido yipped like a Chiuahaha but not.
Saiki sighed, because he is depressed and not interested in their boring conversation. He walks away but is stopped when kaido grabs his butt. "Saiki? Where do you think you're going?" Kaido said in a suprisinlmgly menacing voice. Saiki was tooketh abak. *nani? Where did this come-*
Saikis genius thoughts were cut off when they heard the roar of a motercicle directly behind them. Alas t'was kaidos delinquent Goth bf, Aren. "Come on its time, now kaido." Aren said cautiously, eyeing saiki from the side. Saiki, for some reason could not understand the walking cliches thoughts. It all sounded like a jumble of gay porn and old music. *must be time for them to commit big yaoi scene behind the school, I won't watch this time I guess* the now naked blue haired boy and delinquent rode of on motercycle into the sunset together.
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Saiki K has had enough
FanfictionSaiki is sick of his life. He's depressed, he's mad, and he's going fucking feral. Who will be able to stop his rampage before it's too late? What hero's will emerge from the shadows to bring down this bloodlust psychic?
